Garrett Johnson

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[Garrett Johnson @GarrettNoMoney]

Life hasn't been good since they stopped giving away glasses with fast food

[Garrett Johnson @GarrettNoMoney]

@ducku5h Sorry to hear that buddy. Stay positive. Just because they're blood doesn't mean they need to be part of your life. Life's too short to let other people bring you down.

[Garrett Johnson @GarrettNoMoney]

How the hell are they gonna kick me out of planet fitness because my balls slapping my legs when I was running on the treadmill set off the bullshit lunk alarm

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When everyone is talking about all the new animes dropping tomorrow but you remember tomorrow is the finale of JoJo’s Golden Wind

[Garrett Johnson @GarrettNoMoney]

Shoutout to the npc humans who can't talk to themselves in their heads.

[Garrett Johnson @GarrettNoMoney]

Attracted to girls who hate themselves because I hate myself

[Garrett Johnson @GarrettNoMoney]

Do deaf people think in fingers?

[Garrett Johnson @GarrettNoMoney]

Monday's aren't bad when you literally have no obligations and have literally no purpose what so ever to humanity as a whole.