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[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

About 20 min ago, I have finally broke the $1,000,000 mark. (Not me, I’ve made the company I work for $1,000,000). I call that progress and success.

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

I’ve learned to never tell people what I’m doing, until it’s done.

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

@ferbisdaword @itssraaee Hard no

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

There better be a bar in heaven or im not going.

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

@alexorthouse_73 @KylePlantEmoji It happens

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

@alexorthouse_73 @realDonaldTrump I can’t get enough of this stuff. I watched his turkey pardoning yesterday and laughed like 10 times.

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

I got wrote up at work for “hurting someone’s feelings”. I’m about to quit.

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

@alexorthouse_73 @BernieSanders I’m actually at a lose of words.

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

How do y’all got time to tweet and shit when is SHARK WEEK

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

I made fun of a guy at work for having a loofah and he called HR.

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

My Area 51 alien coming to my room at 3 AM to tell me he threw up.

[Josh Keilman Ŧ @joshua_keilman7]

Please watch this video of me picking up my little sister from middle school

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

@CiraoloJoey Fucking TRUE.

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

@beckyfields_ I’m marrying a man

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

President Trump himself does not sit on a phone and fucking tweet. Jesus.

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

@alexorthouse_73 @mmxolong Oh.. sure?

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

@alexorthouse_73 @mmxolong I don’t mind them........

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

“How would you describe your hometown”

[WNEP @WNEP]

The caretaker of a cemetery in Luzerne County was seriously injured in a tractor accident.​ https://t.co/VxEhCyLJAc

[Garrett @GarrettSenft]

Please don’t drink and drive..