Garrett Steel

Mediocre Catholic. Begrudging Republican. Hockey and fast food aficionado.

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

@MikeVernonNHL @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @ryanwhitney6 Helping Daryl course-correct the #SJSharks ship and plug the franchise’s metaphorical leaks!

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

@TomCastPopCast Completely off-topic ( I just rewatch old ST, STTNG, and DS9) but the Black Label book Batman: The Imposter is a must read. Written by one of the movie’s screenwriters, this book takes the Bats impersonator who kills up to 11.

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

Hasso Plattner's Finding Stanley, a #SJSharks haiku:

𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘵
𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘊𝘻𝘦𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘺?
𝘈𝘪𝘮𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

Big thanks to @elonmusk ! This is a tad belated, but I have got a story about Hunter Biden’s laptop that you guys are gonna shit the bed over..!!! #ElonMuskBuyTwitter

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

I do believe @RealRonHoward ‘s pronouns are she/her.

[Ron Howard @RealRonHoward]

Tho it’s not mandatory and it’s a pain, I’m masking it for my flight today. For myself, for others.

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

Oh God, how embarrassing. I meant JR, not JM. I gave Rantz a silent M like emo singer Jason Mraz… um, sorry about that.

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

@jasonrantz Awesome job filling in for @benshapiro this week. I usually skip fill-ins, but never you… never you, JM!

❤️ the story re: “activists” supergluing themselves to #Starbucks pastry glass. #Seattle is a perfect city for a conservative radio host to live in. God bless!

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

Ha! Some #PETA activists superglued themselves to the glass display at the #Seattle #Starbucks to protest the upcharge for non-dairy milk, like oat or soy. You can get dairy-free; they are just upset at the 70¢ extra it costs for almond milk. Running outta things to be upset at.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Must watch!!!

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

Reminds me of buying a hard copy of Gone With the Wind after discovering they were editing it on digitial to be more "inclusive". The idea of watching the actual godamn thing bores me to tears.

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

I almost started watching Cecil B. De Mille's The 10 Commandments film after learning some fascinating trivia about it. But then, I'd be getting to 15 minutes in and bored out of my mind, so I decided against it.

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

T-25 minutes!!!

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Gotham is calling. Don't miss The Batman on HBO Max.

[Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld]

Liz was always the sweetest, nicest TV mom a son could wish for. Every time she came on our show it was the coziest feeling for me. So lucky to have known her.

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

@april_reimer Loved Reims his first time as a 🦈, once he is fully healthy fans can’t wait for him to lead the team back to the playoffs. Hope it was easier for the family to return to an area. Just a #sjsharksfan, saying best wishes and God Bless!

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

@KeithMalinak Like @jordanbpeterson says, “Life is suffering.” You learn to grow and take better care of those who who’ll need your help. Basically, prepping you for more suffering 🤨. Still can sit & watch hockey & @BillOReilly w/Dad even if he can’t understand. Keep him involved and loved.

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

They didn't mention Norm MacDonald OR Bob Saget in their memorials segment. Classless #AcademyAwards #Oscars2022 .

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

@TheSewerDen That was a great magazine for kids back in the day! Now magazine are more likely to focus focuse on mentally ill adults who identify as big turtles.

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

@TheSewerDen Candies, I just rebought the basic Raph figure thanks to @Walmart ‘s re-release of the original figures. MSRP $12.97, you’ll occasionally find one for sale at that price on their website. Other times, they mark the hell out of it.

[Garrett Steel @GarrettSteel]

For all my fellow Bubléniacs, Michael’s new album is out and it. Is. Fabulous! @MichaelBuble Love “Never Not Gonna Love You”! #Higher https://t.co/f81ZthluhU