Spider-man

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

they should make a candle that smells like after u blow out a candle

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

if we can make seedless watermelons we can definitely make boneless chickens

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

how do i cite hallucinations in APA format?

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

please excuse my dope ass swag 😎

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

its time for the 30 second challenge!! (a challenge i made up where i drink all the cleaning supplies in the house in under 30 seconds)

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

reverse psychology doesnt work on me, i dont think about any decisions i make in the first place

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

the liver is evil and we must destroy it

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

if u ever ask me to do mental math in front of people i will just fight u

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

therapy was made up by the government to keep me from getting too strong

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

ya break ups suck but have u ever been told to break into groups of 2 and ur buddy looks at someone else

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

playing skyrim in vr but i have phantom sense

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

please, for the love of god, let this be true

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

already messed up so much that 2025 gonna have to be my year now

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

wake up in the mornin i got creepers in my mind

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

tell ur dog i said “ahhhh whos a good dog? u are. ur so good”

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

logan paul claps like my 2 year old nephew

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

hes 58 u fucking loser

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

“u finished so quick” ya thats a lot of talk for someone who didn’t even finish 🤣🤣

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

u scream, i scream, the voices in my head are constantly screaming

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

i got that deer in me

glassy eyes and an urge to run into traffic

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

my dream job is being fired as a nfl head coach

[Spider-man @GarrettSterIing]

puking on myself anytime a girl tries to talk to me at the bar