Garrett Ponder

A simp for Max Rebo, he/him

[Garrett Ponder @Garrett_Ponder]

@KyleMcCordMuse Maybe he just understands the need to skip as many nets games as humanly possible

[celica @genderatio]

the first nigga to fry a pickle had 2 be going thru something troubling

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

This story has been done to death

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Tell Slimey you hope he has a rotten day!! Go on, tell him!! 🪱

[gal pacino @weyes_ass]

(During a lull in conversation) you know I read somewhere Chunky is the only Kong who ever talks to the Worm

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

don't take adderall if you have a chin hair you can't stop fixating on. it's a nightmare. also don't take it if you have a tendency to get addicted to pills

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet

[🪽 @touchtheesun]

why is kendrick perkins always on that damn screen like hes the riddler

[Garrett Ponder @Garrett_Ponder]

@DrTimPT @PopBase Did you used to be normal and just became weird or were you always like this

[woop @woop54]

Danger Ehren has suffered more than jesus christ

[Garrett Ponder @Garrett_Ponder]

@CobyWhite What the fuck does that mean Coby white ?

[Mavs Film Room 🐴🎥 @MavsFilmRoom]

“Kon go create the offense”

[Dehls @JoelDehls]

The hornets are a top tier playmaker away from being very interesting

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[autistic bucks fan 😏 @autisticbuckfan]

Sometimes I have gay thoughts

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

George Lucas loves the Minions.

(Source: https://t.co/bSnM4RFTya)

[Rashad Vaughn Stan - 🍻🧀🦌 @rashadburner]

BREAKING: Giannis Antetokounmpo has once been all into there with once was in #his there was once were.

HUGE NEWS for the one time 8 time all star

[Karli MarXCX☭ @dollarnuftynuf]

DON’T MISS YOUR FREE MILHOUSE SHIELD!