Garrett

thoughts and prayers

[Garrett @Garretthoughts]

W IS LITERALLY PRONOUNCED DOUBLE U!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK #WTF

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@ConnorEatsPants can you please for the love of god open the strait of hormuz, your the only white man the iyatolla will listen to now.

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@JoeyValence sorry i had a better photo mb

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@JoeyValence Vancouver, sent from the bathroom covered in sweat.

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Spent my life grinding my teeth into conical burrs so I could have more consistent pour overs only to learn that you can just buy them. This is why its important to listen to the wisdom of the ancients. 🧙‍♀️

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@ado1024imokenp do you wonder around in a box with your hand outstretched searching for any passing soul to grab onto? Ado? We need to know.

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My brain is the godamn Fibonacci sequence, shits perfect, but shits recursive man. Always repeating, on g no cap frfr

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Homoerotic Adam sandler aint the anti christ, gay santa is. Duh.

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@slime_machine I watched the video, had the the thought for the comment, and tweeted, before you uploaded again with the amendment. Ya iphone does blast ass with hdr, assumed u had a dlsr or something.

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@slime_machine Comment I was going to leave on japan, before you got shy for me.
"Imagine turning off auto to just leave the iso so open and loose"

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My excrement shows me visions of futures once passed.

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@Jexonite spittin nothing but actualizations since 2020. Straight gangster shit.

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applebees does not have any bees, or apples?????? what frick, I'm phoning pa

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I see the horror of my rotting mind in the currents I wade through.

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@eddyburback seen in cancun, you must have a margarita or your a bitxh

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God spent 20 min pissin on me and I’m thinking he may have a bladder problem tbh.

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@MKBHD matte black Tesla

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@torahhorse I NEED MY GAME B EN, IT'S THE 16th. btw good morning, hope your having a pleasant day.

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@eddyburback I personally believe I am a perfect combo of too big and too small combined to create the perfect medium size person. Unfortunately you shirt makes me feel like little tiny baby. #imnobaby

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@eddyburback Hey man I feel like I'm between a large and a small man. Like the perfect cross between a man too tall, and a man too short. Now I discover that you don't see me in the same way. #mediumislarge

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@Jexonite rigged

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@SvavelstickaDev be careful, don't add more then you can complete, better devs have chewed more then they can swallow with stretch goals before.