Garrison Cox

GSU // UGA // ATL // BOS // Prague

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Best gym ever

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I love when people in the gym sound like they just took the worst shot of their life for the fifth time. 🤢🤢😌

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My NFL fanfic this year is the Colts vs Bucs in the super bowl.

Matt Ryan VS Julio Jones…

Make it happen ESPN. Think of the story lines.

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The Czech company that I teach English at is playing “it’s raining men” in the lobby. Lol

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We would play Star Wars battlefront I and II allll the time on the ps2. Fantastic games.

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Heard some British blokes singing in a bar tonight. They sang sweet home alabama at one point and in between verses kept going doodley doodley doo. So “sweet home alabama - doodley doodley doo”

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Czech placed 3rd in the Hockey world championship and I got to tell my students that one of their favorite players, Pastrňák, is called Pasta in Boston.

@MikeMcChicken @MarTiniTalks

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The jort is alive and well in Prague…

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@klchamb95 Supply and demand. An obscene amount of demand

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My man has on flops at the gym today… wild

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Watson to Browns is best case scenario for Falcons

1. Out of our division #FTS
2. Ryan might say fuck the falcons and get traded to a contender like Stafford
3. We don’t have to start a QB with sexual assault allegations

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Fear is the mind killer,
Tylenol is the pain killer

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Last year the Braves had to beat the leagues main villain for a title. This year they’ll have to do it again, but this time, the villain has taken one of their own 😔

I love Freddie, but we all hate the dodgers more

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@RoodyBoomers Fuck the Dodgers

[Josh Moon 🇺🇸 @Josh_Moon]

Just reading about Calvin Ridley and thinking that NFL players are held to a higher standard than congressmen, who can legally bet through the stock market on every decision they make and all the insider info they receive.

[Nick Looney @NickLooney901]

Major NFL suspensions:

Ray Rice: beating fiancé; 2 games
Adrian Peterson: felony child abuse; 6 games
Greg Hardy: beating gf; 10 games reduced to 4
Ezekiel Elliot: hitting women; 6 games

Calvin Ridley: 17 games for using FanDuel
Josh Gordon: 6 seasons for smoking weed

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@RoodyBoomers Cool anxiety professor guy

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By the end of this year I will know every fiver letter word

[NFL @NFL]

This angle makes Stafford's no-look even more impressive. 😳 (via @RamsNFL)