Garrison Dean

Director

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

I will fix the grid.

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

@SachaBaronCohen @robynadams @JackYoungelson @MonLev @cogandan1 Thanks! Very proud to have been a part of it!

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

Wordle 226 2/6

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Yeah.

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

Wordle 214 2/6

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One thing I’m learning when I describe this game to people is not enough of you played “Mastermind” as kids.

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

Wordle 211 3/6

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I like this game.

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

You know you’ve reached peak Dad when you tell your daughter “If you got time to meme you got time to clean”.

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

This was an honor to be a part of. On a personal note, this all came together right after I lost my father to COVID. To be able to, among other things, clear up harmful lies around vaccines was a powerful bit of healing.
thx @SachaBaronCohen @MonLev @robynadams @JackYoungelson

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Spending days in a cabin with conspiracy theorists was hard.

Debunking them was even harder.

Congrats to @robynadams, @GarrisonDean & @JackYoungelson on your #WritersGuildAwards nomination for Debunking Borat!

And to @MonLev, @cogandan1, Lisa Rudin and the entire team!

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Spending days in a cabin with conspiracy theorists was hard.

Debunking them was even harder.

Congrats to @robynadams, @GarrisonDean & @JackYoungelson on your #WritersGuildAwards nomination for Debunking Borat!

And to @MonLev, @cogandan1, Lisa Rudin and the entire team!

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

@SachaBaronCohen @robynadams @JackYoungelson @MonLev @cogandan1 Thanks so much, an honor to be a part of.

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

I'm moving to Tusany and becoming a restaurant critic for the sole purpose of calling my self The Tuscan Rater.
#BookofBobaFett #StarWars

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

@MondoNews Got one! Speaking of Zimmer and Villeneuve, any chance of BR 2049 repress?

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

@Cakes_Comics There is a specific moment, 1 minute into “Charge of the Batmobile” where solo horns go “badadada” that kills me every time. Whole ost is 🤌

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

@duneho Saw Donnie Brasco in DC. My friend and I were excited when 3 of the 4 members of Fugazi sat two rows in front of us in a mostly empty theater. 2X excited & confused when a long scene explaining "fugazis" happened.

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

@TikToksbetter It’s just... if the camera doesn’t nod, how else does the audience know what to think?!

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

Not my first inauguration, that was Reagan, which was cold AF. I did shoot this one and @TikToksbetter hated it when I would do in camera shit, but if I did the zoom on Crazy Guy, I stand by it. To this day I won’t “nod” a camera b/c of Chris.

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

@pattonoswalt Unconstitutional eh? Sweet. Airports are about to get much easier.

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

Weird role for Bradley Cooper, but hey, times are tough.

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

In case you were worried you weren’t living in a direct to video 90s dystopia movie. https://t.co/N7pGn98oSa

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

2002, Me to angry eye rolling conservatives:
“But you do see how these laws could be used against people who aren’t Muslim terrorists, even possibly you?”

“Lol whatever... freedom fries!!!”

2021:

[Blond Ambition @BL0NDAMBITION]

Here is a compilation of the domestic terrorists being arrested to “Layla” #Goodfellas #CapitolRiot #airportarrest #DomesticTerrorists #TrumpCult

[Garrison Dean @GarrisonDean]

I needed this today. Really regretting not holding on to one of my old Schwarzenegger for Governor bumper stickers. Feel like it’ll be a collectors item once’s he’s president.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.