Goob Gooberson

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.
-FDR

[Goob Gooberson @GarrisonGabe]

When Paige and I got married so young I'm sure people assumed she must be pregnant, and I just sit back and laugh about that sometimes 🤣

Like no you guys I just really love her and wanted her to be my wife
😅

Coming up on three years married in 2019 and I couldn't be happier.

[Goob Gooberson @GarrisonGabe]

@earlcole @SandraDTwine @garyvee @LoganPaul @SnoopDogg @justinbieber Yuck and bad.

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@isaiah_island02 It was the only way we survived. Everything else in the Buck closed at 9pm. And those pepperoni rolls were a spiritual experience.

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Me after my coworker tells me I only won Monopoly bc I'm a dad

[rachel yara @bugposting]

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

[theplagueboybunny @plagueboybunny]

*to the tune of Colt 45*
So row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream

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@PCGamesN @messer234 this is a great guide

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@isaiah_island02 Favorite so far 😂

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I yelled out the Gilbert Gottfried "YOU FOOL" video while Paige and I were playing scrabble and it woke Shep up. Now I'm in trouble with both of them, and still losing at scrabble.

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@CanadianChief2 NOOO WAAAY

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@RileyMetz Just started back up about a month ago, playing on mobile is the easiest thing to do while I'm waiting on little man to go to sleep 😅

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@CanadianChief2 Dope stream!

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@CanadianChief2 YOOO love the stream

[QuestGodd  @QuestGodd]

100m Summer/Fall !GIVEAWAY !socials // The Big Community !StreamTeam !discord https://t.co/338F1z8Av3

[Goob Gooberson @GarrisonGabe]

Issa baby

Say hi to Jackson Sheppard Garrison 👋

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@plagueboybunny I only didn't finish Parasyte because I didn't want it to be over

[Goob Gooberson @GarrisonGabe]

@morgannwills_ It's literally just the different band, and it comes with the Nike Fitness app pre-installed.

[Goob Gooberson @GarrisonGabe]

@Ace_The_Kid1 @timmy_moore07 looks weird with long hair.

[Discord @discord]

we didn’t know what to do for father’s day so we made some one-of-a-kind merch

RT for a chance to win a mug, sock, and t-shirt bundle (you don't gotta be a dad to win)

[Goob Gooberson @GarrisonGabe]

@KaitlinJanda If you don't use this as a reaction when CJ says somethibg dumb, then what is this video really for?