Garrison Gulledge

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

Vikings off coord. needs to be executed after this game. Milking clock while down 18 is criminal. Aaron Jones looks like a fridge out there and isn’t gonna break one free just the hard truth. (i took the over on all vikings receivers)

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

Idk what idiot poked the mcdonald’s franchise with a stick but they may have just turned the company around for the better. I have made multiple stops and have yet to have a bad batch of fries. this is glorious.

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

Hell yea. #4more

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

There’s nothing like cranking a wiffle ball moonshot over the neighbors roof then cracking open pure red dye 40 to quench your thirst. #lifewasgood

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

Had a Vietnam vet approach me in the elevator yesterday. Little did I know this Old Hag was about to send me to my grave. He took my soul w/ his very choice words. His voice alone couldve won us the war. Considered playing gunshot noises on my phone to give him PTSD but held back

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

where were you when jackson randal was caught with a 3 year old girl???

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

Just balled out at the florida lottery. Thank you circle K for the pleasure. If spieth or springer take dubs in the john deer classic, yall can call me bill gates from now on.#lockin

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

anybody know if we get mulligans during no poop july?

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

can we please get a before and after of the refs wallet after that thrown away USA game. Need to call in the FBI on this pal and do a background check. absolutely tossed by the unqualified fraud ref.

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

It is officially No poop july. last year I made the rookie mistake of getting out on a nice morning at 7 AM. This year I have made a vow to myself that I will not repeat my past. #imgoingalltheway

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

mavs in 4. mark my words after this money move made by the big dogs in the office.

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

Whatever just caused the plant electricity to go out for 45 minutes, u are a messiah among the bishop cabinets employee field. I really hope u come back for the double dip tomorrow and my good buddy at the sanding table Tarrell said if you don’t he’s after u.

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

Air marshals are a fraud. less than 0.01% of planes are highjacked a year which means they get paid $60,000 to watch movies. I will not sit back and allow this nonsense so if Al Qaeda won’t put these officers to work, fine.Then I will. I Can’t wait for my next flight. #buckleup

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

@Jackson27056191 Hey, soul sister
Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey, soul sister
I don't wanna miss a single thing you do tonight
Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Just in time
I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

If I had a gun with 2 bullets and I was locked in a room with Jackson randall and Adolf Hitler. I would shoot Jackson Randal twice.

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

@Jackson27056191 is a dirty nonce. He admitted to screwing over one of his patients,David Ghant,at his volunteer doctor duty. He claims he pissed in ghant’s mouth during surgery while his supervisor was using the restroom.This is nonsense and I cannot let this terrible news slide

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

top 5 performances of all time.
5. happy gilmore in the golf championship
4. finals lebron james
3. joey chestnutt on any 4th of july
2. lightning mcqueen in the piston cup
1. donald trump in the 2024 presidential debate

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

auburn athletics and USA men’s soccer single handidly fell the alchohol industry.

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

Just got the annual sharp pain in my chest. This might be it.

[Garrison Gulledge @GarrisonGu16475]

After a great conversation with coach and a weekend to ponder on this decision. I will be taking my talents to @birminghamsouthernu. I would like to thank all of those who have been on this hard fought journey with me. Ready to get to work. #gopanthers #comitted