Garrison Mayfield

University of Kentucky ‘22

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@BengalYouTube LenDale White

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

O CAPTAIN OUR CAPTAIN!!!!!

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Me talking to the bartender after a couple drinks

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“If I was 6'8", I feel like I would be the best player ever to play this game.”

- Trae Young

(Via @mworthofgame / h/t @AhnFireDigital )

https://t.co/S9tTmINGuW

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Feelin like a Nike elite sock rn

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Every time you screenshot your lock screen an angel gets its wings

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My friends dragging me out of the Mexican restaurant after 3 margaritas

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Relocating a rhino to a safer place
https://t.co/PvWY1D7nZa

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I want a rage room that’s just 10,000 mosquitos and different kinds of fly swatters

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You look like you turn on your blinker to pull in the driveway

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If I was in Harry Potter I would want my wand to be a Marlboro red

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Death to any who use reply all

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@IcyVert Nate Washington 🤩

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Making eye contact with your ex’s new boyfriend across the bar

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On the 15th “that’s crazy” and they’re still talking

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Chipotle is the Taco Bell of Subways

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: Chiefs are finalizing a deal to send franchise CB L’Jarius Snead to the Titans, per league sources.

Chiefs are expected to receive a 2025 3rd-round pick, in addition to a 2024 7th-round pick flop, while Snead will sign a new contract. Trade is pending physical for Sneed.

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When the dude at the gas station grabs me a spearmint zyn before I even say anything

[PFF @PFF]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Tony Pollard is signing with the Tennessee Titans, per @AaronWilson_NFL

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Having visions about how spicy ha-rrakis

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@Crazy4Material Who remembers the one where a lady pulled over to give mouth to mouth to a dead animal and got hit by a car

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@ItsTeraTime 10/10 meme