Sharai

A dorky gamer, book lover and general assing around type. I love sharing game facts I find interesting, kinky porn, (who doesn't) science and books.

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Mario condoms; they come in peach.

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You know you're a gamer if you cum on your girlfriend's face and shout, "Headshot!"

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..........................Where's Pacman when you need him?

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I type perfectly when drunk. It's not hard when it's important to you. It just takes much much longer, punctuated by frequent cursing.

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Horrid spark of jealousy at Garrus and Tali.

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I am a terrible terrible waiter. How the hell do people do this without crying?

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That moment in Mass Effect 3, when your favourite character dies and you can't bitch without giving horrible spoilers.

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I do love Mass Effect 3, but do any other renegades feel like their Shepard is a little too emotional?

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In Germany, Red Alert, Hitler (who is key to the plot) was removed from the intro cutscene, and all the soldiers were replaced with cyborgs

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@FillYourBrain That is an old mistake. There is no such thing as a negative calorie food. Celery just has very little.

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The damsel-in-distress Mario rescues in the original Donkey Kong is called Pauline. In the Japanese version she was known simply as 'Lady'.

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In Fallout 2, in a hidden room in Junktown, the Cafe Of Broken Dreams, you find Dogmeat, Vault Dweller from the first game's faithful hound.

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Rockstar removed a man from Grand Theft Auto 3 because of 9/11. He was a homeless guy who'd get you to rig buildings with explosives.

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A boss character called Binbag was removed from Manhunt early in its development. He was a psychopath wrapped in black refuse sacks.

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Half-Life 2 had an alien following Freeman around, eating his enemies' bodies. It was taken out because the AI was too difficult to program.

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The PlayStation was intended as a CD add-on to the Super Nintendo, but due to licensing problems Sony decided to develop the PS on its own.

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On the original Magnavox Odyssey, players had to keep score themselves because the machine couldn't

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The Nintendo GameCube's proprietary disc held 1.5 gigabytes of data -- 190 times more than what an N64 game cartridge could hold.

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The PlayStation 2 was the first system to have graphics capability better than that of the leading-edge computer at the time of its release.