Garry Anderson

Local comedian and funny man

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this and some head >>>

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not seeing as much engagement on my posts lately. this site is finished

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bruce christie has announced he is running. yeah, on the fuckin trendmill most likely. fat fuckin bitch

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the Succession ending. nothing short than amazing. that’s how you do it folks

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suspension finale.. what more could be said #tv

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ascension finally was on point

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the easter bunny implies the existence of a wester bunny @midnight

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It’s getting the the point where you can’t even say “I need a big nasty bitch with a fat stinking ass to slide her Christmas slizz down my meaty pole until I bust my juice ALL OVER my fucking BALLS!!!! Or I’m gonna DIE!!” Because not everyone celebrates Christmas. Give me a break

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I’m being visited by 3 spirits tonight — they all came in a screwtop bottle and could peel the paint off your little red wagon, that’s for sure!

Best part about it? Nobody’s around to tell me what kind of jokes I get to say! I can finally say whatever the hell I want! Women are

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Penny For Your Thoughts; Hey, Mine Are Worth At Least A Buck: A Night With Garry Anderson

Coming soon to @grocerystoreTV

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Let me get this straight. My bank account is overdrafted, my agent won't return my calls, I have a lot of bumps on my leg that itch and hurt at the same time and there is nasty white stuff coming out of them, my ex-friend is suing me for poisoning, and there's a new game of thron

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to all women you are gorgest even without makeup

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this. so much this. 🙏🏼

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listening to an AudioBook 🤙

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selling a pair of really nice headphones $1,000.00

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i think i caught that monkey pox. i was feeling vine yesterday but today i have a stomach ape! 😳