Garry Stern Parody Return Alouette win !

yes , it Really ME ! ! Parody account ! good fun !
real Fake Garry stern back for more . come to alouette gam , see rogue , and slouette win !
Alouette win !

[Garry Stern Parody Return Alouette win ! @GarryS2023]

A reintroduction:
Hello everyone, I am not Gary Stern (former owner of the Montreal Alouettes) whose Twitter presence we all came to love...or at least have feelings about in 2022.
My name is Jack, and last year I ran a Gary Stern parody account (RIP @GaryS2022). It got weird!

[Garry Stern Parody Return Alouette win ! @GarryS2023]

@passfield_steve sorry to Miss you during Mein one hour reign of Terror back here . hope all is Well , and that Hamiltown make you proud thsi Season
Alouette win !

[Garry Stern Parody Return Alouette win ! @GarryS2023]

by the way , israel is commit genocide , and usa is complicit ( and has been for decades )
No ammounts of rouge preservation in Cfl would fix that
it is incumbent upon all To pressure calcified Political structure and capital to Stop crimes against humanity .
Alouette win !

[Garry Stern Parody Return Alouette win ! @GarryS2023]

breaking News : gary stern much less likely to Furiously masturbate to game ending Rouge for rest of mein life
ME OWN ALOUETTE , has much monies !
Alouette win !

[Milt Stegall @MiltStegallTSN]

breaking NEWS: THE #ROUGE WILL NO LONGER DECIDE THE OUTCOME OF A GAME!!!! @CFL @PaperPlatesShow

[Garry Stern Parody Return Alouette win ! @GarryS2023]

@andrewdaneshgar @BadgerFootball @CoachFick checking in after Mary land gam ! did landon fickel help out with the Game plan with his obviously well earned GA coaching position ?
. down with capitalism !
Alouette win !

[Garry Stern Parody Return Alouette win ! @GarryS2023]

@CFL hi @Cfl , me already share mein thoughts in thread , but as former owner of Montreal slouette , me ( garry STern ) would like to Say : stop using ai in your broadcasts with @TSN_Sports as it is No ethical and look very bad and CHeap
also , 100 yard field ? never
Alouette win !

[Between The Goalposts @NoahBeauso]

Will this be the last 120+ yard return touchdown in CFL history?

[Shreveport Pirates @ShrevPirates]

Should have gone with our idea.

[Redblack Renegade @RedBlackGade]

This and not naming a single rule he’d consider sacred were the lowlights of today’s presser for me

[Garry Stern Parody Return Alouette win ! @GarryS2023]

by the way : @FakeAmbrosie
Alouette win !

[Garry Stern Parody Return Alouette win ! @GarryS2023]

so , to Conclude : WHY YOU STILL ON TWITTER ? get out of here , pronto !
but before you Go , remember me is Gary sTern , and me has more monies than you . also , Mein testicles is swollen . and Jake maier poop in da kitchen sink !
rouge pervert gary , out !
Alouette win !

[Garry Stern Parody Return Alouette win ! @GarryS2023]

hello ! it me, garry stern ! former ( disputed ) owner of montreal alouette ( ALouette win ! )
there be Many change in @cfl gam today , so me wants share some of mein big Brain thinkings with you , here . on twitter . the nazi website full of porn bots ? yep .
Alouette win !

[Garry Stern Parody Return Alouette win ! @GarryS2023]

far More concern is how no Garuntee of 3 down preserved . if that change ( 2028 or later ) then this just no Seem like me can support any more . my will see how next year go , but may bow Out in 2027 . hard to tell
not As hard as me , cause viagra now kick in !
Alouette win !