Garth of Izar

Me: I'm crazy like a fox.

Doctor: No, you have rabies.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

As a mentally challenged person working in the porn industry, I'm offended by your use of the word "fucktard". That's our word.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@Diabolic600 @ChaseForLiberty Why? You holdin'?

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@HorrorHammer1 I think Steven King plagiarized this for Tommyknockers.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@Diabolic600 @ChaseForLiberty Your bar for proof is pretty low. That's probably why you're wrong so often.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@Diabolic600 @ChaseForLiberty I think there's a good chance you did just learn it from him now.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@RandoIgno @ChaseForLiberty None. And I'd have given real money to hear Biden try to read it out loud.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@DrunkRepub @mrddmia It was in the dystopian movie High-rise.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@awstar11 This is stuck in my head now, so I'll just spread it around.

https://t.co/6gwLYpHMQw

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@Cords95481107 @GRCinemaTicket He dressed like a clown and cried.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@ClownWorld Putting up with idiots.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@BillJelavich @ChaseForLiberty You don't write new jokes until after the Netflix special.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@TylerGarner2032 @ChaseForLiberty No, the joke is how y'all think a dumb (with a b) joke is a sign of mental decline and still pretended Biden's only problem was a stutter.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@BillKristol Texans celebrate Juneteenth because we want to commemorate a great day in our history. People like you just use it because you think it annoys Trump.

It's not the holiday that's annoying, it's you.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@kingsfoolofaces @ChaseForLiberty Sounds like you voted for a corrupt moron.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@kingsfoolofaces @ChaseForLiberty So tell us who you voted for and we'll judge your intelligence.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@kingsfoolofaces @ChaseForLiberty Which corrupt moron did you vote for?

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@kingsfoolofaces @ChaseForLiberty Nice try but he's still funnier than you.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@dragon_sea8 @ChaseForLiberty I said he was obviously making a joke. The part where I said it was funny is all in your head.

Reading comprehension is a thing and you should practice it.

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@TeslaAIBot Are you salt water proof?

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

That's her, officer. That's the woman who stole my hamburger

[Garth of Izar @GarthMarlin]

@alx It reads wrong, like it rhymes with sumo.