Garthy

Passing off other people’s thoughts as my own opinions since 2010

[Garthy @Garthy1983]

Once you notice that
Owen Hargreaves speaks
In short bursts
You can't help
But notice it
All the time

#europaleaguefinal

[Breadman @BTCBreadMan]

The next time you’re feeling down, remember it's all about perspective. I got a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, & has people who want to have sex with him all the time & yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison

[Garthy @Garthy1983]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @j_akefarrell Why can’t the refs blow for full time properly at this tournament? No-one is ever sure when the game is over. They’ve got so much to do that they’re forgetting the basics

[Garthy @Garthy1983]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W The fans in America can’t seem to grasp the concept of a ball hitting the side netting. It’s celebrated like a goal every time!

[Garthy @Garthy1983]

@TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @megan_feringa @tomwfootball @MezahiMaher These pods just don’t work in Apple Podcasts. Not sure if it’s to do with videos being added as an option or what, but if you pause and unpause you just get taken to a random part of the show

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

Owen Cooper in 2092 accepting an award for his role in Adolescence.

[Garthy @Garthy1983]

@NUSCuk The new PA system is certainly clearer in the Gallowgate. Unfortunately it’s also deafeningly loud!

[Delboymac @mothtothelamp2]

There was a bad smash on the slip road to the clyde tunnel earlier on. Someone painted cartoon tunnel entrances on the under pass walls. Obviously hope everyone is okay. But surely not!

[Garthy @Garthy1983]

@FootballCliches @D_C_W @NickMiller79 Those Sherlock guys used to do a fictional football podcast with those same commentary characters, think it was called The Offensive. You could always tell they knew their stuff

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Tiger Woods’ life summed up

[SV *Champions of England* @SVCarbaholic]

There’s always a tweet

[Garthy @Garthy1983]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @NickMiller79 Nick came VERY close to his own John Inverdale moment when trying to say ‘happy hunting grounds’!

[Garthy @Garthy1983]

@NUSCuk Ah ok, spot on - cheers for the quick response!

[Garthy @Garthy1983]

@NUSCuk is ticket forwarding available for FA Cup games? I can’t make the City game so wanted to forward it onto someone, but the option is faded out when I try. Not an issue for tomorrow night or upcoming league games, just that one match?

[Johan @liebert_2026]

POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Guy who is friends with the protagonists of a Final Destination movie but not directly involved in the plot: "That's right, boss, my 8th funeral this month. He fell into the sea lion enclosure at the zoo after being hit by a runaway ice cream cart. Yes, I know I used all my PTO."

[Tony Martin @mrtonymartin]

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Happy New Year!

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

"if I pronounce a word wrong, it's because I learned it by reading," I say through tears as my wife's step son roundly mocks me for saying "The Wizard of Ounce"

[Pitch Aura @pitch_aura]

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.