Nick Garton

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@Motor_Sport Andy Wallace - first British F3 champion not to make it to F1, largely because his backer went bust in Black Monday. Also Patrick Long, who should have given the US a credible F1 driver until Lauda pulled the rug at Jaguar.

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@BlockBullz @CrazyDaysPoster Have you not watched Wedding Crashers? “It’s like fishing with dynamite… it’s not even fair!”

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@goonchild4 Says it all, really

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@Seektruthalways @CrazyDaysPoster Now there’s an image to conjure with

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@KeithOlbermann He sounds like a duck in a spin dryer who’s just bent over and given Palantir our health records. A firm managed by the grandson of Sir Oswald Mosley.

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@denkmit I’m not sure that Liberty-owned MotoGP will ever differentiate itself from Liberty-owned F1 as better/more authentic/more exciting. NASCAR’s problem is that its core fanbase no longer relates to its product while F1 has more celeb/glam nonsense as a lure to potential young fans.

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@suespeaksup There is no evidence there that he is a postman. No uniform, an unidentifiable hi viz and the strap of a red bag would not get him into a Royal Mail delivery office unless he was a new starter on his first day. Also shouldn’t have his phone out. Speaking as an ex-postie.

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@Guiseppim @mikeerwydd1968 Those are images of Sir Oswald Mosley, leader of the British Union of Fascists in the 1930s. Not Enoch Powell.

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I’ll just leave that there.

The only person to ‘stand by’ Angela Rayner prior to the ethics report was…

…the man who took her job(s).

She was deplorable but hid nothing from the electorate - if not HMRC. I firmly believe that she is saying ‘you absolute c**t’ in this pic.

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@mtpennycook Did Alan Partridge write that for you?

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@KiMcGuinness What would have happened if she hadn’t ’decided to go’?

It would have been decided for her. By the ethics chap. Who said that she was bang to rights. Your government’s ethics chap, I might add.

All she did was promote Lammy, the clueless Judas, due to her sense of entitlement.

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@peterkyle You missed a bit out.

Because of her… taxpayer-funded… millions (subsidised by trade unions), nobody… will have a secure job and a safe home to live in.

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@afneil And why are there former tenants in the other home she owned swearing blind that they lived there and not, as claimed, her?

But for God’s sake - Lammy as a replacement?!

We need that Judas kiss he gave her this week on a loop for the wretched duration of this government.

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@DavidLammy @Keir_Starmer Oh f**k me. Didn’t you give Chagos and untold billions to a nation without a claim to either?

"Churchill replaced Chamberlain just days before the Second World War, Lloyd George replaced Asquith weeks into Somme, Eden lost his job during the Suez crisis…”

All wrong. By you.

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@LouHaigh Her commitment to wealth appropriation despite never being paid a penny by anyone but the tax payer from cradle to grave (aside from any contributions from her offspring’s OnlyFans) will undoubtedly mark her out. Well done, Ange.

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@terrychristian 1992 just called to remind us that you were an irrelevant laughing stock.

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@JuliaHB1 @AngelaRayner The unions.

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@Proper_Memes @Ed_Miliband You can’t buy class. Not even with the £100,000s you owe in tax on your many properties.

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@Ed_Miliband If you mean she’s like a turd that won’t flush I believe you. She will be back. The unions will ensure it - while paying for her lavish lifestyle. You will still be clueless.

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@BackmarkerSPRTS The real question is why the Jeff would anyone hire Bottas at this moment in time?