Will Garvin

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Back from my twitter hiatus with this gem... make me famous please

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Just had a Christmas ad pop up on the hub… I mean YouTube, and I’m disgusted #SMH

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Crazy to think that it’s 2022 and there’s still no cure for traffic #ThanksBiden
-sent from my iPhone in stand still traffic-

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Wait, I just found out you miss %100 of the shots you don’t take. 🤯

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Army vet Matt Zeller confronts MSNBC's Brian Williams for its appalling coverage of Joe Biden's speech, which they praised as Biden having "owned it."

"I hope he gets to own their deaths, too."

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Just jumped out of a plane lmao

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Anyone want to walk uptown after school on Friday?

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Got to do some real thinking the other day and I definitely think I can beat the shit out of my little sister

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

You ever listen to someone tell a story and they’re trying to figure out a meaningless detail like what day or time it was and your just like “who gives a fuck” but about the whole story and not just what day it was?

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

@mattgarvin35 Drug addict... smh 😒

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

This was sarcastic

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

I got big hopes for 2021

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

I got big hopes for 2021

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

@benscannell2 Or “sugar tits”

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Why the frick havnt I been skiing yet?

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Everybody gets hard.

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Idk what gunna be more annoying, Trump supporters bitching about how it was rigged or Biden supporters rubbing it in their face

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

If the Presidential candidates vote for themselves then I’m gunna start favoriting my own tweets, deal with it.

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Imagine going from being the President to panhandling via email... smh what happened @BarackObama

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

My professor just said “some of you must’ve traveled over seas, somewhere like Mexico or Canada.”
What a total idiot

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

If I pinky promise to vote can I please stop getting a millions ads everywhere? Please?

[Will Garvin @GarvinWill]

Fetty Wap is the greatest rapper of all time, change my mind.