Casper76

I Identify as a Donkey, My Pronouns are Hee/Haw

[Casper76 @GaryConroy76]

@vxylily Smoking and Tattoos for me

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@RodneyMarshall1 I like both but the ending of the first movie always confuses me

Why does George Carter have a pop at Jack Regan after Barry Foster’s demise

He was a scumbag (the character)

The world is a better place without him

[Casper76 @GaryConroy76]

@EwenDCameron He isn’t a hearts player anymore. You can tell that by the fact he is now starting for Scotland

He is now eligible to start for Scotland as he plays for one of the old firm

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@reece_dinsdale I reckon 2 or 3 could come from Take Me Home (I think that’s what it was called)

Keith Barron played a taxi driver in it

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@Neccccy I’d swap Starmer for Murdock from the A Team

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@HibernianHeroes I bet he wishes he could alter his CV to hide the fact he played for us ‘Fenian Bastards’

I hope he still has shards of glass in him from his crawl along the M8 20 years ago

Hun prick

[Casper76 @GaryConroy76]

@BellaBaddie__ Prime Minister 👍

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@McleanDoug17516 @MilngavieHibs Yup we will never get close to shiting it from some Sellick fans and going back to Easter Road still wearing our kits

[Casper76 @GaryConroy76]

@KhanSaba1278 Fucked

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@TomK_Brit1993 He could give me £100m and arrange for me to marry Rachel Riley

And I’d still think he was a cunt

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@ReturnOfDadbo @Nigel_Farage Yeah that’s what happened. On Tuesday night loads of folk got home, had their dinner.

“Right love I’m off to Southampton to do a spot of rioting-I don’t want to do it but Nigel Farage has ordered me too-so I better comply”

“Tape Eastenders for me-bye” 🙄🙄🙄

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@HonestFrank I remember going to the buffet car on a train years ago. I asked for a coffee and a ham sandwich

“Is that all sir”
“Actually I’ll take a kitkat as well”

Opening my wallet I sighed and said “I’m sorry but I’ve only got a £20 note”

“You’ll have to put the kitkat back then “

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@Kristinartz Mind your own business I’d have thought

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@SaulStaniforth Why would you need a blade for “religious purposes “

Are you going to church to stab the vicar?

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@HantsPolice @daisylou1972 If any Hampshire Police officers face disciplinary action I will be amazed

The police have got Carte Blanche to do whatever they want

Last year 2 Sussex police officers were called to deal with a 92 year old amputee

They killed him and walked free from court

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A memo for Eberechi Eze

If you are playing a league game against Ipswich and you are winning 3-0 and get a penalty you can fuck about if you want

However if it’s a shoot out to win the champions league

Put the ball on the spot, take a run up and hit the FUCKING THING 😡😡

[Casper76 @GaryConroy76]

Fair enough. Thanks for your swift response 👍

[Casper76 @GaryConroy76]

Hi @trafficscotland a quick question

When you cross the bridge into Fife there are average speed camera signs and 40 signs

Yet all lanes are open in both directions and there is not a road worker in sight.

So why are we having to drive at 40mph?

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@Avabelly__ When i last had a cat i copied Harry Hill and called him Stouffer.

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A question regarding Mr Shankland’s move to Ibrox

On the 16th May Celtic fans ran on to the pitch and battered fuck out of him, kicked his head like a football and stabbed him (hearts words not mine)

8 days later he passes a Rangers medical

Confused 🤔