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[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Tarik Skubal underwent elbow surgery May 6.

One month and one day later, he threw five scoreless innings on 54 pitches and punched out six at High-A.

Maybe Skubal is just that guy, but if nanoscope technology halves the return time from bone-chip injuries, what an advancement.

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

Skubal was SUPPOSED to be out a few months

He might be back next week because of the Nanoneedle 2.0, a new medical device that might have just changed baseball forever

[Gary Johnson @GaryDuane]

@ComicDaveSmith I think I just saw you! If it was you hope you and your family are having a good time and enjoying the park… or it was your doppelgänger and this is awkward haha

[Gary Johnson @GaryDuane]

@DougVanDorn

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

The entire Book of Revelation is a giant chiasm. 🤯

A chiasm is a literary device where ideas unfold in order (A B C) and then repeat in reverse (C B A), forming an X shaped symmetry that aids memory and draws attention to the central point (C).

The Bible is amazing.

[Rangers Nation ⚾️ @Rangers__Nation]

If you start watching game 1 of the 2023 World Series at exactly 9:30:15 PM tonight, you can watch Corey Seager tie it with one swing exactly at midnight

[Gary Johnson @GaryDuane]

@MikeBacsik

[Gary Johnson @GaryDuane]

@MikeBacsik my brother in law got a bunch of cards from his pops… from the 50-60’s I think…
If he isn’t wanting to keep them, what should he do with them?

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

The ultimate holiday giveaway 👀

Repost for a chance to win these signed baseballs from Nathan Eovaldi and Jacob deGrom! One winner will be selected.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

The holiday giveaways continue!

Repost for a chance to win a Corey Seager signed baseball! Two winners will be selected. 🎁

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Another day, another holiday giveaway! 🎅

Repost for a chance to win a Josh Jung signed baseball! Three winners will be selected.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Who wants a holiday giveaway? 🎁

Repost for a chance to win this Evan Carter signed baseball! Four winners will be selected.

[MLB @MLB]

Mets acquire INF Marcus Semien from the Rangers for OF Brandon Nimmo, per multiple reports including @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman.

[Gary Johnson @GaryDuane]

@joe_rigney Wasn’t he pretty solid prior to 2020?

[Gary Johnson @GaryDuane]

https://t.co/ktzUt1RCNg

[Gary Johnson @GaryDuane]

I helped reveal Rangers #FINEST2025 in @MLBTHESHOW https://t.co/fGdjZmtzc3

@Rangers @MLBTheShow

[Douglas Van Dorn @DougVanDorn]

In light of Justin coming out with his resignation from Theocast today, I felt like I need to say something publicly. So here is my one and only response to the nonsense, well, worse than nonsense, that has been said about me and Jon these last few months: https://t.co/HOvVvCevLh

[Gary Johnson @GaryDuane]

@1689Broadcast @justin_perdue What exactly are we praying for?

[Gary Johnson @GaryDuane]

@justin_perdue Respectfully, I see Christ exalted in the content you’re referencing. Why share this publicly and not provide specifics? Those who follow you may not be as familiar with Jon’s content and will make bias assessments without any evidence.

The Comments are already proving this.

[Gaijin Baseball/外国人野球 @GaijinBaseball]

Shoki Murakami.

37 mph eephus in Game 1 of the Japan Series.

Because why not?

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

.@Topps Chrome card giveaway!

Repost for a chance to win this autographed Wyatt Langford rookie card 👀