Gary “Girthquake” Benson, CPA

[Gary “Girthquake” Benson, CPA @GaryGirthquake]

@alx It’s not my fault that two apes had sex and you were born Michael Obama

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@coldcallsniper @evaedxn_ Fuck your cousin

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@sam_niac Listening to your girl takes quite a bit of patience too

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@paulapoundstone I don’t want Coca-Cola in McDonalds. I want cocaine

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@Ikennect Mount Fake Another Race

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@AdrianneCurry They tryna justify shoving their whole hand in their mouth rather than using a fork

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If the protestors in LA want to live with the illegal aliens so bad, can we just deport them too?

See how they like the other side of the wall

#LosAngeles #riots #DeportThemAll

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@valdi83086267 Classic white people behavior

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@BillAckman Classic snowflake double standard

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@coldcallsniper If she an 8 or above it’s excusable Sgt. That means she know how to ride nicely.

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@MattWalshBlog Wonderful news for the boys! #maga

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@AdeleScalia Let a man live! This is a canon event

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@HoldenHismember Life is good as long as you get tested

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@Tazerface16 Homie couldn’t come up with anything creative for his bio so he unsuccessfully tried to shot on DJ#47 and failed miserably

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@donwinslow @IfindRetards Not sure this man has ever read “The Art of the Deal”

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@donwinslow @IfindRetards

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@MilaLovesJoe This is the very reason I voted for Donal Trump. Put control back in the hands o o f American citizens.

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@CasperB_9 Will die on a hill that Jokic is over Kobe #kobeisarapist

[Casper B @CasperB_9]

My NBA top 15 players of all time. Drop your hot takes in the comments. Like to enter in to a giveaway.

1. Bron
2. Jordan
3. kareem
4. Steph
5. Duncan
6. Magic
7. Shaq
8. Kobe
9. Jokic
10. Wilt
11. Hakeem
12. Bird
13. KD
14. Russell
15. Giannis

#goat #nba #Trump #LeBron

[Gary “Girthquake” Benson, CPA @GaryGirthquake]

@jasonscheer Just another bit, this team was special. They had grit, fight, and talent. But on top of that, they’re great dudes of the court. Loved watching each and every one of them and can only wish them the best.

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@jasonscheer I love KJ man this one hurts. Can’t wait to see him be a baller somewhere else tho.