Gary Jorgensen

Husband. Father. Taxpayer. 🇺🇸 I believe in hard work, honesty, and saying things how they are. Not here for bullshit, just facts

[Gary Jorgensen @GaryJorgen]

@FishBone94 @MrStealYoDurag

[Gary Jorgensen @GaryJorgen]

I hate my job so fucking much

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

Ye’s legendary shows in his hometown of Chicago SURGED him to the No. 1 spot of this #ReRank, as you (our readers) overwhelming voted Ye as the Hottest Rapper Right Now 🐐

Read and Re-Rank the full list: https://t.co/L2XVMjR6s1

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Notre Dame fans don’t even go to college anymore, they just look at you like this and give you a whole life story of how they became a fan because their great grandmas cousin took a shit in south bend one time

[Gary Jorgensen @GaryJorgen]

Hank Brown maybe I was wrong about you

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Done tweeting about it after this. But being 100% honest that genuinely was the greatest thing I’ve ever experienced

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

I don’t think I can go to another concert after Kanye!!! Greatest concert and variety I have ever seen!

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Ye’s special guests for his final night at Soldier Field in Chicago 🏟️

👤 KID CUDI
👤 TRAVIS SCOTT
👤 YOUNG THUG
👤 CHIEF KEEF
👤 DON TOLIVER
👤 BIG SEAN
👤 COMMON
👤 LUPE FIASCO
👤 TWISTA
👤 CYHI

➕MORE

[Gary Jorgensen @GaryJorgen]

This legitimately may be the greatest night of my life

[RapTV @Rap]

POSSIBLE SPECIAL GUESTS FOR YE’S CHICAGO NIGHT TWO SHOW: 👀

▪️ Travis Scott
▪️ Kid Cudi
▪️ Young Thug
▪️ Chief Keef
➕ MORE

[Gary Jorgensen @GaryJorgen]

@MTorboat @dpressedhornfan Holy L (unless it’s TDK then I’ll accept it)

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Why do people all of a sudden care about superhero movies being comic book accurate? TDK is the second best movie of all time and was a realistic take on a superhero. I don’t want my heros wearing spandex!! #garysthoughtoftheday

[Gary Jorgensen @GaryJorgen]

Niggas move to Chicago and immediately post it on their instas

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@otisdicksenusa1 No way niggas are saying this tho

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@dpressedhornfan Interstellar c’mon bro

[Gary Jorgensen @GaryJorgen]

@dpressedhornfan @otisdicksenusa1 That’s probably still common in India today to be fair

[Gary Jorgensen @GaryJorgen]

@dpressedhornfan Throw in some dark paradise in there too😮‍💨

[Gary Jorgensen @GaryJorgen]

Forgot how many bangers Lana Del Rey has

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The first baddie was hired in my department the week after we took the sexual harassment training. That can’t be a coincidence🤔

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@otisdicksenusa1 Can’t stand those Dagestanis tho! All they want to do is grapple and hug. So incredibly boring and soft

[Gary Jorgensen @GaryJorgen]

@FishBone94 Agreed! On dates for sure otherwise you a grown ass woman open your own car door!

[Gary Jorgensen @GaryJorgen]

If you’re dating a girl for 3+ years are you still opening the car door for her everytime?