Gary MF Allen

Your Auntie’s favorite Nephew. #TAMPABAYARTIST

[Gary MF Allen @GaryMFAllen]

Gary 1987, out at midnight.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

PERSONA 6 ANNOUNCED

[cav empty @cavempty_]

when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious

[Seasoned Arsonist🤸🏾 @tyisdrawing]

Being depressed as a child was hell because in most cases you dont have the language to communicate how much youre hurting. But instead of actually listening to you they act like youre over reacting and tell you it’ll pass🫩

[Manly Mentor @manly_mentor]

Harsh lessons every man learns eventually...

[Gary MF Allen @GaryMFAllen]

@beansm00thie Let’s run some zero build

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

i'm a grown ass man i can play fortnite whenever the fuck i want

[Interlinked @Interlinked444]

Being a highly intelligent outlier doesn't negate your ability to be retarded, paradoxically it actually enables far more creative ways of being retarded.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

you're suspicious as fuck if you prefer shaved pussy ngl

[Jonas D. @JonasD69845]

Super Sonic & Amy vs Miracle Metal Sonic🔵🌸

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

“Mountain Dew” is actually a staggeringly beautiful phrase that the soda has totally normified and almost bastardized but if you really focus on it alone, wow. that’s powerful.

[starr @starrchildx]

i like women who listen to scaring the hoes music.

[Gary MF Allen @GaryMFAllen]

@saint_cloudy That’s a one way ticket to scaring the hoes, but this shit is killing me lol.

[Gary MF Allen @GaryMFAllen]

@beansm00thie This shit is fucking killing me

[Gary MF Allen @GaryMFAllen]

God please let these tapes be good.

[☯️ @FLACKO444]

i hope my wife is batshit crazy them.

[Noname Book Club @NonameBooks]

Content 🤞🏾

[𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐫 @robertmoor_]

This is basically what philosophers and anthropologists mean when they say that the 'individual' is a relatively modern construct, and that many other cultures conceive of people in a more porous, contingent, interwoven fashion. Weird as it sounds, it's just observably true.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

i'll have one thick thighs pussy salad hold the salad

[Larry Conger 🇺🇸 @eMTBrides]

Atheist Plays Devil's Advocate for God's Existence w/ Alex O’Connor

I always enjoy Alex in settings like this. Where he’s not necessarily trying to refute anything and just appreciating lines of reason for what they are and delving into how interesting he finds them. 💯 via Rainn Wilson