Some moron in Mahogany Town just tried to sell me a Slowpoke tail for ¥1,000,000. I laughed in his face and caught my own in Slowpoke Well. Shit is delicious.
I’ll be celebrating my birthday the same way I do every year. Driving around in my convertible with my cheerleading squad getting high smoking Bulbasaur leaves and throwing Chansey eggs at Ash’s house.