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Twilight starts at 2

[Cal Prest @GaryPlayersTree]

#SummerofCotton #BlockSZN @BDraddy @TheShotgunStart @TheRealPJClark

[Cal Prest @GaryPlayersTree]

@oldmanjenk5o @RICHELLERYAN @StoolMintzy If so this might be the greatest upset in our 250 years!?! @VivaLaStool

[Cal Prest @GaryPlayersTree]

@caddietales #expand

[Mark the Caddie @caddietales]

1/3 of the season is now done. Time for some stats and reflections.

Approximate steps: 1,100,000

Approximate active cals burned: 71,500

Hot dogs eaten: 10

Brats eaten: 1

Hottest temp: Heat index of 103

Coldest temp: 31 degrees (actual)

Highest wind: 55mph

Player states represented: MI, OH, PA, NY, NJ, MA, WI, MN, IA, VA, SC, NC, GA, FL, IL, IN, CA, WA, MO, TN, OK, KY, AL, AZ, UT, CO, MD, CONN, NH

Countries represented: USA, Canada, S. Korea

Oldest player: 81

Youngest player: 16

Favorite bags: Ping Hoofer Lite, Titleist Players 4, Various Sun Mountain

Least favorite bags: Ghost, Ogio, Vessel, Anything with 14 slots

Most balls in bag: 70

Least balls in bag: 4

Most popular drinks: Transfusion, Spotted Cow, Good Boy Vodka, Gatorade

Thing players have made me love: Golf trips involving people who've been friends since grade school

Things players have made me hate: Multiple day Ryder Cup style matches

Favorite qualities in a golfer: Emotional maturity, realistic expectations, humility, good pace of play

Biggest tip: I'll tell you if you promise $1 more when you visit 😜

Birdies on hole 18: 1

Hole in ones: 0

Thrown clubs: 3

F bombs: To infinity and beyond

Player brat/bathroom emergencies: 1

Question I'll be happy to never hear again: "Is that gonna be okay?" Asked in dense fog immediately upon hitting off target.

Phrase I'll be happy to never hear again: "I really need to make this," from high handicappers in Ryder Cup match

Gives me all the feels: Golden Hour, Father/Son loops

Biggest thrill: That a number of you have asked me to loop for you

Thankful: For good health, provision for my family, new friendships, caddie brothers, beauty of the course, the joy of the Next Shot

So proud to have you join me on this journey. Here's to the next 2/3 of the season!

Favorite pic so far this season 👇

[Cal Prest @GaryPlayersTree]

@trekeitheon @paint_onwood She’s insane… I could fix

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@KylePorterNS Paul Pierce. Draymond Green. Michael Rubin lol Dez Bryant

Brett Wetterich but like now. Bart Bryant was an easy dislike. Craig Perry Brett Quigley no thanks. Afraid Corey Conner’s entering this territory, Pendy..

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@ijustine Same, the learning curve is so steep! The depth and ways to play are endless, it’s so fun 🤩

I’m focused on getting to level 70 (Master Ball!) so I always select the ‘5x XP’ option during off weeks. Happy hunting!! ✨

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@trygolfr @NoLayingUp We are getting weird and I love it

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@TurdFurgeson100 @BarstoolGruden Would pay for coach to try @MavisBeacon

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@SMB_Attorney 🤐

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@PGATSS Course should charge by skill level. Break 70, pay half the guy who shot 100, guarantee I left the course in better shape and I walked

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@freewilllyyyy Golf, like a lot of things, is a perfect mixture of art & math. And the only one who knows the perfect mixture for yourself? Is you.

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@OhioTate @stoolpresidente I would pay $ to see his bank statements, content idea

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@RickRunGood Hand up, I thought the swing 5/10 was awesome. Super bummed to see that die. It was fun following BK this year!

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@CaptainCons Well, nothings been agreed upon but yes would be very #sick

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@Tony_Lasagna_ @shanebacon Killing “fans” on the east coast, say less

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@matttitudinal This is a good one

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@Tony_Lasagna_ @shanebacon That’s the point Tony, we’re trying to kill some guys. Miss me with any pampered fuck complaining about hot weather. I pay upwards of $100 to play golf in 40 degrees, god I can’t stand the “it’s too hot” discourse

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@Snapback_Trivia These guys stink

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@ForePlayPod If you’re serious about being a force of good perhaps a “etiquette minute” on @RiggsBarstool h8ter series.

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