Best chat up line I've ever heard in my life.... "When I was in the Shaolin temple doing press ups on my knuckles I was sweating profusely".... Oh really, were you, you clown π€£π€£
Thought I'd sit and watch 'Dangerous Minds' with my step daughter today but because of you, fucking @billburr all I could do was laugh at the image of Hilary Swank wearing a du-rag..... She thought I was mental.
Plan for tomorrow... Well, John Cleese made a few un pc jokes in Fawlty Towers so I'm off to burn down Torquay then after that I'm going to dig up Warren Mitchell and give him a damn good talking too.... Naughty boy.
I only want to hear about Ann Widdecombe if she's dead and loaded still warm into the sling of a trebuchet aimed at Iain Duncan Smith's bedroom window.
And the best bit about that absolute waste of fucking DNA, Robert is that he morphed into Rory B Bellows in the process......and he was nuttier than squirrel shit aswell.... #60daysin
On World Suicide Prevention Day we're sharing tips about how to have conversations with people who feel like they want to end their life. #WSPD >
https://t.co/qn1Hvc9WZt
I've been to some beautiful places this summer, had amazing times with amazing people but this is my absolute image of the year so far... Thank you @benstokes38... πππ