Gary

Alx SE Student

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Kgothatsoxo]

The moment you drive into Midrand you can smell the prostitution in the air

[Umlingiswa osemqoka @Sbhalo60]

Othi ngilale ngingaze nginiphe imali.

[Adeola @iamcomputer__]

Someone applied for an internship at my place of work today. Why are you writing “Ability to forgive and forget” in your CV? 😭😭😭

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

Nanikuphi ngiphosta le sthombe indoda yami ya reply kusona yathi ngifuna malini yokwenza ikhanda ngasho yayifaka ngazithulela 😭

[. @Fimiye]

Accepting the fact that you're about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

If I get pushed in the pool, I’m not swimming back up , enjoy your murder charge😭

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

My grandma tries to avoid her neighbour who has a crush on her. This is the exchange they just had 😭😭:

Him: have you eaten breakfast yet
Her: I don't eat

[kayy✈️ @KoenaMokoenaaa]

See y’all after 9 months, khona enye itraining endiya kuyo

[Umlingiswa osemqoka @Sbhalo60]

Ngathi ngingafa ngivuke nge pay day.😭😭😭

[A documentary about surviving off pussy & almonds @joshprolly]

Uncircumcised dudes be like “wheres the condom” bitch the staplers right there 😭

[henry @henry5839201746]

i watch porn for the story not for the sex

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason.

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

My dumb ass used to think making love was having sex in slow motion🤣🤣💀

[Musa Khawula @Musa_Khawula]

standing on business,

also where the hell was i here?!

[Masedi ᥫ᭡ . @itsonlyRata_]

le swimming pool yao pompiwa e shap , re bitseng re tlo lokela maoto 😔 .

[bohloko. @sbaalii]

Ene spray sa koloi ae be sa koloi, lena le nkga Cressida ko menateng

[Raesetja @Raesetja123]

Guys I’ve got a lot of nyoko in me. Ate a lot of sugar ka December….

Somebody pls help me vinegar and 4 potatoes , I want to clear my stomach 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

Mxxxxxxxxxxxm.

[®️ E L E @ReleGlo]

No one does it better than him😝😛

[Dimakatso Ramayan. @Milla__K]

01/01/2026 at 00:00 on the dot 📍