Gary The Squirrel

Official comedian of The Best Show - Here to make you #laugh!!!!!! #GetIt #MikeSucks

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Hey @AndyKindler!

If your comedy was a #firework, which one would it be?

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

@AndyKindler @RealBradGarrett Do you have Brad’s current phone number? If so please #DM it to me!!!!

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Hey @AndyKindler I just saw you on an episode of #Raymond!!!!!!!!!

Do you still stay in touch with #bradgarrett ????/

Is he on Twitter???

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

DC Comics presents

WONDER WOMAN

IN THEATRES NOW!

For tickets, please check

https://t.co/2ukTCSBYoY

https://t.co/sbknKn27j7

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Hey @jason_sims are you gonna watch the #football game tonight?

Who should I root for?????

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

#Trump sucks

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Happy to see my #buddy Glenn get on the field at the Colts/Packers game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Hi I’m @APMike and I’m too dumb to even know that I suck #Huuuuuuh

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

My latest GARY THE SQUIRREL’s BROADCAST BOOTCAMP is out now!!

I teach some amateurs how to sound great on #radio

https://t.co/ENLdPi7TPT

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

I have an idea for a new #show

GARY THE SQUIRREL’S ULTIMATE ROAST BATTLE

Comedians ripping each other to shreds WITH LOVE

Thoughts?

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Hey @AndyKindler If you think my comments hurt, how do you think we feel with you doing standup for 30 years?!?!?!! #30YearsOfTerror

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Hey @AndyKindler thanks for talking to me last night! And congratulations on almost 4 years in the #biz as a professional #comedian!!!

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

There’s a new episode of my BROADCASTING #BOOTCAMP!!

Dudio and Pat and Therese and AP Mike and JULIE KLAUSNER!!

https://t.co/De7DKvHgRi

[kritty @let_it_bea]

If I did get a @GaryThaSquirrel tattoo - what should he be doing? Talking into the mic? Saying alright alright alright?

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Hey @AndyKindler I’m more like #Costello! (the funny one)

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Hey @AndyKindler you came to NYC and didn’t tell me?!?!?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
WWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
#sad

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Hey @AndyKindler!!!!!!!

Whazzzzzzzaaaaaaaaap?!??!?!

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Hey @AndyKindler You both make your audiences feel like they’re gonna drown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Sully

[Gary The Squirrel @GaryThaSquirrel]

Hey @julieklausner did you meet anyone from STAY HUMAN today?!?!?!

ME JULIE is on Colbert!!!

#DifficultPeople
#Sully
#MikeSucks