GARY

Somehow ended up in crypto.
Not selling it now, am I?
🍺 Telegram: @GaryTheToken

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

Apparently I need 100 followers on here and 100 people in Telegram before they'll let me launch.
Didn't realise becoming a cryptocurrency had entry requirements.
100 + 100 → 72 hours → $GARY
Fucking hell. 🍺

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@Jeremybtc I've got no utility whatsoever.
Hope that helps.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@NoContextBrits Portfolio's looking healthier this morning.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

Saturday morning.
Apparently some of you are waking up thinking about crypto.
I'm thinking about a bacon sandwich.
We are not the same. 🍺
$GARY launches Monday. 5PM UK.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@NoContextHumans Ours looks like it pays council tax.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@JakeGagain Carefully.
Which already rules me out.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@NoContextBrits 68 million underdogs.
I like our chances. 🍺

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@mistor Give me until Monday. I'm busy becoming one.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@Blxme Trust?
Bit strong for crypto, mate.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@coingecko Mine hasn't even launched yet and I'm already undervalued.
Efficient.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

Thank fuck it’s Friday. 🍺
Apparently you lot actually hit the targets.
So now I’m launching a cryptocurrency on Monday.
What a ridiculous fucking week.
Monday. 5PM UK. $GARY.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

Telegram target: smashed.
🍺100+ of you in there now. Apparently I need 100 followers on here as well before they'll start the bloody countdown.
37/100.
Oh, and apparently you lot are getting 100% of the creator rewards as well. I get nothing.
Typical.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@paddypower Manchester's having a normal one this week then.

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@vainxyz $GARY.
Can't buy it yet though. Apparently I've got targets to hit first. 🍺

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@Leooweb3 Telegram.
Apparently I've got 100 people to find.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@SkyNews Can't wait to pay less for it in more places.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@NoContextBrits 70p a blueberry.
I'll stick to crisps.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@premierleague Henry and Bergkamp.
Back when my knees worked and a pint didn't require finance.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

Thursday.
Close enough to Friday to stop caring.
Far enough away that apparently I still have to work.
Lovely. 🍺

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

Been trying to work out what happens to Man City.
Fuck knows. 🍺