Gary Carter RAW

ACTUNG! PARODY ACCOUNT THIS IS THE HOME OF OBSCURE BASEBALL JOKES. I've never played baseball I just make fun of them Don't Snitch On Me.

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Prince Fielder asked me “since when does the #2 have 3 genders?”

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Quality Learing Center becomes official jersey sponsor of the Minnesota Timberwolves

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Roki keeps asking me if JP Morgan stands for “Jewish Pussy”.

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i mean "fighting irish" ?? you sure bout that?

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I don’t know how many times I have to remind Darren Daulton the iconic producer tag does not say “Gay Keith fuck these niggas butts”

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I think Damar Hamlin is the only person who can talk about how much he loves god and the Bible and I don’t think it’s fake

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Just made my first coin. Who will be the first to ape in? Check out Shiney eevee on Moonshot: https://t.co/qRYlOOZAer

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Paul Pierce thought being a Zionist meant you were a Pelicans fan.

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@johncusack Are you the same John Cusack that was banned from the Raya dating app for being inappropriate to girls?

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You know the bowl of testers at the Zyn store hate to see Mookie Betts coming.

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Aaron Boone wants to open a book store in the Hamptons called Read The Room

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@bovadaofficial #WhatsYaWager any Detroit lions offensive lineman anytime td

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Aaron Boone told me Giancarlo Stanton looks like James the tank engine on grumpy day

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Cops arresting atheletes on their commute to work are my new 9/11 videos.

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Victor Wembanyama blocks so many shots his Nic name should be The Iron Dome

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Aaron Rogers: "The night is darkest before the dawn. And I shall rise yet again,"

Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby

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@ericwhiteback Most important contest in Hobby history

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@ericwhiteback @TheBigHurt_35 @GoldinCo @PSAcard @Topps It sat on eBay for like 1,500 for like 5 years

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I feel like NBA referees are rating movies on the side. 1422 tits in Avarar 2. And zero nipples.