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The Angry Trainer #AlwaysPullStupidFaces

[Thank you Mikko 🙏 @shittysportcity]

@CPSUK #fuckjohnson #fucksunak #fuckstarmer wankers, bellends, facist the whole lot

[Drivelcast @drivelcast]

Hello, everyone from Facebook! Before you ask;
👉 The Co-op closes at 10pm tonight
👉 Try searching 'Local Plumber' on Google
👉 No I don't know why the police helicopter's up
👉 Yes, it IS disgusting, they should pick it up
👉 I'm not convinced that minion is pro-death penalty.

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

Without Instagram how am I going to make myself feel like a useless piece of shit? I can’t just rely on my brain to remind me of past failures and things I regret or haven’t achieved. It’s gonna be hard to rustle up some insomnia tonight.

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

Since the whole world is on twitter right now I figured I'd say hello...

What do you lot do when comms go down ?

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

Education is important, but big biceps are importanter 👨‍🎓💪

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

"Blah blah blah"
(What I hear when a client tells me they "can't" do something)

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say "Because of you, I didn't give up"

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

Never hope for it more than you work for it

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

#NewProfilePic

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

Slimming World:
Banana : 0 syns
Mashed Banana : 4 syns

Discuss

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

Three Lions and the value of failure, by @Gary_TheTrainer https://t.co/LbI0Q44M8i

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

Walking round with "MASTER TRAINER" written on your back just means you've mastered T-shirt printing mate

#SomeTrainersJustDoNothing #Mate

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

#NewProfilePic

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

@thesolestyle @thesolesales @thesolesupplier @bigtmk2 10.5 uk

[The Sole Style @thesolestyle]

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1. Follow @thesolestyle, @thesolesales, @thesolesupplier
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[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

BORIS JOHNSON YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE BORIS ZHUKOV YOU AND THE TIER 4 GO FUCK YOURSELF

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

Focus https://t.co/b0aP5xYAqD

[Nattie @NatbyNature]

British Bulldog♥️ + @Christian4Peeps!!

[🦧 @Gary_TheTrainer]

London Pounding @PanthersUK @Panthers