O’Hare airport never ceases to amaze me in the worst ways, five out of five stalls had shit on the toilet seats, my gates been moved twice, somehow both changes included a 1.5 mile walk. All of this after getting off a damn red eye from Vegas. Gonna run on the tarmac!
Had some office training for my summer internship today, took a couple edibles, ended up having to go for a walk down by the water. Not a good day!
#faded#workhigh#green#possiblyfired
@The10minuteman After conducting a strategic review of my daily bandwidth allocation, i’ve determined that operationally efficient dilly dallying reflects a much higher ROI in today’s specific market compared to that of reel watching. Then again this may differ day to day and person to person!
Current statistics of today’s work day as an intern.
9-10:30am - Dilly dallying
13:30-10:55 - Blow up shitter
10:55-11:30 - 283 reels watched
11:30-11:45 - Place sport bets
11:45-Present - Scroll twitter
12:45 - Boss buying Mexican for lunch
#Intern#Dillydally#corporate
Just found out i was the class low on my final exam and sadly was not able to pass the class. Shit happens, time to take a trip to the Northeast and drown my sorrows (Mr. Boston Vodka). Live Laugh Love a fifth year! #FML#Drunk#Thisschoolthing#College
Tyrones all #Wiac Chud team:
C Bryan Tunison UWS
1B Kamden Oliver UWSP
2B Ryan Casimier UWEC
SS Tanner Hraby UWRF
3B Max Krebs UWRF
LF Jack Mckellips UWO
CF Nelson Phillips UWW
RF Jack Redwine UWS
P Ethan Winkler UWSP
P Pierce Nelson UWP
P Austin Olla UWL
P Connor Peck UWS
Absolutely surreal when your high school buddy has a kid. Definetly not the guy you would want raising your child but fuck am I happy to be the fun uncle. Little buddy is about to learn my favorite word! #newdad#fununcle#wtf