Gary Benson

52 years young, Husband and Father of two, losing sports better, and an avid enjoyer of D3 Sports. WCU 96’.

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

@The10minuteman God you are so Midwestern. I FUCKING LOVE IT!

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

O’Hare airport never ceases to amaze me in the worst ways, five out of five stalls had shit on the toilet seats, my gates been moved twice, somehow both changes included a 1.5 mile walk. All of this after getting off a damn red eye from Vegas. Gonna run on the tarmac!

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

The pure and utter lack of motivation i have at work after 2 pm is concerning. You’re telling me I have 40 more years of this bullshit!

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

Had some office training for my summer internship today, took a couple edibles, ended up having to go for a walk down by the water. Not a good day!
#faded #workhigh #green #possiblyfired

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

@The10minuteman After conducting a strategic review of my daily bandwidth allocation, i’ve determined that operationally efficient dilly dallying reflects a much higher ROI in today’s specific market compared to that of reel watching. Then again this may differ day to day and person to person!

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

Current statistics of today’s work day as an intern.
9-10:30am - Dilly dallying
13:30-10:55 - Blow up shitter
10:55-11:30 - 283 reels watched
11:30-11:45 - Place sport bets
11:45-Present - Scroll twitter
12:45 - Boss buying Mexican for lunch
#Intern #Dillydally #corporate

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

@The10minuteman @dick_johnson18 @gaddafimussolin @stantheman379 Dibs on second from the right 👍

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

🚨BREAKING!🚨Chud if the week Logan Schill UWO OF! #WIAC #Whyd3 #baseball

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

A tribute to a legend, pouring one out for Ader tonight, IFYKYK. #livinegend #legendsneverdie #BEER @Adertitsoff1975 @bagchaserwong67 @EricMildice424

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

@The10minuteman Heard this guy Caleb Hammer makes a great cookbook for cheap meals, tell her to check him out.

[Ader Titsoff @Adertitsoff1975]

Ladies and Gentlemen: Please Read, Share, and Comment.

I love you all!

The Final #Aderbomb

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

Nothing soothes the soul like a Midwest rooftop bar. #Gin #BEER #HAMMERED

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

Just found out i was the class low on my final exam and sadly was not able to pass the class. Shit happens, time to take a trip to the Northeast and drown my sorrows (Mr. Boston Vodka). Live Laugh Love a fifth year! #FML #Drunk #Thisschoolthing #College

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

Definitely a couple of guys I was sad to see not make the list, RHP Caydon Lomas UWRF, DH Jack McNamara UWO, INF Austin Miller UWS. #WIACCHUDS

[Tyrone Casen @The10minuteman]

Tyrones all #Wiac Chud team:

C Bryan Tunison UWS
1B Kamden Oliver UWSP
2B Ryan Casimier UWEC
SS Tanner Hraby UWRF
3B Max Krebs UWRF
LF Jack Mckellips UWO
CF Nelson Phillips UWW
RF Jack Redwine UWS

P Ethan Winkler UWSP
P Pierce Nelson UWP
P Austin Olla UWL
P Connor Peck UWS

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

@The10minuteman And who will be coaching first team all chud?

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

@The10minuteman couldn’t have said it better myself

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

Absolutely surreal when your high school buddy has a kid. Definetly not the guy you would want raising your child but fuck am I happy to be the fun uncle. Little buddy is about to learn my favorite word! #newdad #fununcle #wtf

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

OVER 👏 WEIGHT 👏 BLACK 👏 WOMEN 👏 ONLY 👏

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

Me in a random bar bathroom on any given Monday morning.

[Gary Benson @Garybenson46]

@darlaqueendom Saw it in a porno once.