Good morning to everyone out there who understand satire and to my uncle D*ve who is flat out on the early shift this morning keeping our country secure. Unsung hero ๐จ๐ฎ๐จ๐ฎ๐จ๐ฎ
@RoyCurtis68 "Stygian, leviathan's, totems" and that's just the first 4 paragraphs. You do know the average Daily Star reader is a fucking idiot, right ?
People need to calm their tits. Unbeaten in our 5 games, beat 2 championship teams in the cup, manager here about 6 weeks & we were impressive in our 2 hardest games. No doubt we're going to struggle this season at times, especially up-front but some perspective is needed #NUFC
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The golden girl from the Emerald Isle has changed the sport forever ๐ฅน๐
#TaylorPili | Sat 5 Sept
Jurgen Klopp: โThere are three clubs in world football (City, PSG, #NUFC) who can do what they want financially. Competing with them? It's not possible.
"I heard Newcastle say there's no ceiling for this club - he's absolutely right. Congratulations - some clubs have ceilings."
@NUFC@harveybarnes97 He does have to play a big part in the new leadership and I'm sure he will. He's an absolute game changer, its no coincidence the chances always fall to him. He's massive to us.