Captain Obvious

Musician,Funny,ect.Same avi since 2010!

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I Gave A Crackhead $10. He Looked And Said “I’ll Kill A Mf Behind You Neph” 😂😭😩😩

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Deon died with 86K in his FanDuel ..

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@antjayendeavors @pallnandi THE BEST LINE EVER!!!

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@BrandonLsWhite GOD IS GOOD LMAO

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@itzkirko We in the green now lmao

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@DKSportsbook @DraftKings
WHOA!!!!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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@Partywitsplash2 I took him for 15 fucking yards! Only shit that’s not going to hit on my ticket smh !

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@MCbets__ SEND!!!!

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@Butterflyy_Chic As in she likes to be mad ?

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If you eat Twizzlers you'll eat a HDMI cord 🤣

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Now The Arabs At The Corner Store Acting Funny 😒🤭

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@_theelovergirl @xosctrl I believe you 😩😭😭😭

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NO BUT FRFR EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW 😅😅😅 #ringsidenj

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You blocked me on everything but i applied at ur job , see u monday bae 😘

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Girls with deep voices be like "I need a man 😩"... listen Batman, the city needs you

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SERENA WILLIAMS SISTER WAS KILLED BY A CRIP AND SHE WAS CRIP WALKING???? NAHHHHHHH

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@TaiwoMuyiwa3 WHERE TF ARE THE POWER RANGERS?! 😭😭😭

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@thtgirljoyy Singing JOYYYY TO THE WORLD 🤤🤤😭

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PAPOOSE WIT THE 30 BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMY U OUTTA HERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🗃️🗃️🗃️🗃️🗃️

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I DONT CARE HOW GOOD YOUR ARMS ARE CROSSED ON YOUR BUSINESS PICTURE!!! YOU ARE NOT DOING MY TAXES!!!!!!!😭😒

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me because there's a Friday the 13th in December this year!!!!