Rosie O'Donnell dedicates a song to Donald Trump.
Oh, Donnie boy, it's Rosie Rosie calling from Hollywood, the Jimmy Kimmel Show
Drop that Big Mac that we all know you're holding. Because my dear, I worry for you so.
Poor Donnie boy, your polls, your polls are falling.
Your reflecting pool is green as Mountain Dew.
Your wig's a mess. Your ballroom is appalling.
And with Iran, you bit off more than you can chew.
Measles are back. Inflation is a swelling.
You post all night. You're sleeping while you work.
And what's with all this useless crap you're selling?
Hey sweetie pie, you're driving us all berserk.
But there's a way to end this drama.
It's time to use that stable genius brain.
Since we all know you'll never be Obama,
why not resign and make this country great again?
Yes, we all know you'll never be Obama.
Come on, resign and make this country great again.
When Donald Trump asks a journalist, “Who are you with?” the answer should always be “The American people.” Every network. Every outlet. Every single fucking time.