GG

[GG @GasheriR]

😂

[Maina Murumba @murumba_]

The gaps in my CV were during my gorilla combat days

[KABABA @GeneralWaitish]

Another reason to vote for Maraga.
He doesn't tolerate nepotism and corruption.

[T·M ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ @mbarani]

Flossin Mauwano

[Shortstuff @weak_spell]

You’re part of what we’re liberating Kenya from so…

[GG @GasheriR]

Zelophad's daughters to Moses:

[Sophie Orenge @SophieOrenge]

Daughters have the same legal rights to inherit their parent's property as sons.

[𝖋𝖎𝖒𝖎. @Fimiii06]

bro adulthood will turn you to a prayer warrior whether you like it or not.

[Mᴜʏɪᴡᴀ 🇫🇷🥀 @Mussprince_seal]

Reading your books is not even this stressful 🫠

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Martha is like that amazing, extremely smart, over achiever babe in your friend group who just won’t stop dating horrible men. She knows who they are but she’s like a moth to a flame…😭

[Karomo Richú @tonykaromo]

I want to translate that BBC documentary into the Kikuyu language....now I just need people who can voice parts of Bonny, Hanifa, Ademba and Ruto. Any volunteers?

[esona•• @essonnaaa]

📍😔

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

Serious life hack

[GG @GasheriR]

😂😂

[Mack @whatMackSays]

Unique Shuttle za kwenda Meru mjue driver hawashangi ata radio manze.
Mtafika Nice Mwea kama bado anasomea bibi yake for taking goods on credit at the local shop.

[Kinyanjui Kombani @KKombani]

Something dramatic will happen next week to distract Kenyans and minimise the impact of this documentary.

What will it be this time?

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"Do you even own a black suit?"

[Lanre 🫧 @lanreeeeeeeeeey]

That mini fashion show in your room after buying new clothes>>>>>

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

This right here is the perfect blend of skill and talent!

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

China real as fuck. Through all this shit, not one time did they ever bring up that money that America owes them.

[GG @GasheriR]

This thread 😂😂😂

[UNOHANA.KNPCI🥷🏽 @xoxo_mjayy]

I want your most unhinged "Nigerian family lore" not the casual "my dad abandoned me when I was a baby story" I mean UNHINGED.

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

We love our country, but we have no obligation to love or compliment our president. That's his wife's and children's responsibility, even if they don’t like what he does.

Ruto is desperate for validation that he's a popularly elected president. That's why he's always on top of his vehicle speaking to paid crowds and looking for love and affirmation that his family and friends don’t give him. Parents should love their children enough so that they don’t spend the rest of their lives looking for love and affirmation from strangers.