Alex🇾🇪

[Alex🇾🇪 @Gashnut123]

Unreal.

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

Harry Kane has SEVENTY-THREE goals this season.

Joshua Zirkzee has TWO.

#ArrestTenHag

[AshDHD 🦭 @ash_dhd]

Get up babe, THREE LIONS ENGLAND vape has just dropped 🥰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Cambo @cambo691]

Hydration break

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

The 2010 world cup was lost before a ball was kicked

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Just pulled Haiti in the work World Cup Sweepstake, even though I have the best ball knowledge in the office

[Kwadwo @Kwadwo_Hemeng]

Last dance 🙏🙏🙏

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

❤️

[AndyMk_83 @AndyMk_83]

Neville wanting the Sesko goal disallowed and Bruno to be sent off. With reds like that who needs scousers.

[𝐓𝐌 𝐅Ú𝐓𝐁𝐎𝐋 @TMfutbal]

🚨🗣️ Bastian Schweinsteiger on whether Manchester City have surpassed Manchester United in impact on English football:

“How can you expect me to take a club seriously that scored their first Champions League goal in 2011” (laughs)

[Sarmo @sarm0161]

I could almost forgive him trying to chip Manuel Neuer for this.

[Rhodri Giggs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @rodjamesgiggs]

Shut up you negative bellend. He did what he had to do as a coaching staff with what he has at his disposal. It’s up to the higher ups to match what they did last year in the transfer markets to get better. You are such tit you need two footing to the head.

[Lynton Green 🔴⚪⚫ @redlynton]

Hi @FA_PGMOL I'm looking to place a bet on a Manchester United player to get a red card against Chelsea on Saturday. Can you tell me which player it has been agreed will receive the card this weekend?

[80sNostalgia @80sNostalgia]

What is the best combo-shop you’ve ever seen?

There used to be a shop in Wigan that sold guitars and prams, but I think I’ve just found my new favourite…

Records and Tortoises.

[James @_MUFCJames]

What a horrendous thing to say and excuse....

[Zak @Zmufc7]

No idea how Heaven doesn’t get minutes over Yoro, shambolic

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Mazraoui is making me miss dalot I can’t fucking believe this

[Red 🇾🇪 @RedlingMUFC]

Thirty year old Gary Neville would be disgusted at his current self.

Fucking tosser.

[H 🇾🇪 @HugoNM31]

Was more upset that mounts goal got disallowed for 3-0 in the Manchester derby than when England lost to Spain 👍