Horace Fredrikson

Horace K Fredrikson. 38 years young. Proprietor of Sanditon's oldest gas station. Convenient snacks. Stop by and play checkers with the old-timers

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

Vegemite now 50% off

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

Just a reminder: Gas'n Food has always been here and will always be here serving the Sanditon area, despite what any map might say.

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@Kolachelady @SonomiMoto since the incident with @CecilTheSeagull I've had to rethink my uncooked fish policy.

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

reg 5.09 midgrade 5.29 prem 5.39 diesel 5.49 coffee still .75

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

Everyone has their own map of Sanditon. My map is just the routes from the gas station to the beach to @SanditonBar , it's all you need.

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@SanditonChurch wait, how can you be four different denominations? How does your ecumenical polity work?

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@AnimalPlanet So you're the History Channel now? This is some Ancient Aliens type malarkey.

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All the major @SanditonCA neighborhoods! But we still might rename them. Any suggestions? RT to spread the word.

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@SanditonBar I will sing to one song and one song only: Strokin' by Clarence Carter

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

All these damn hippies keep asking for Whippets. Like I always say, I don't carry Canadian Mallowmars, they don't ship well in the summer.

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

Lotta tourists today. Music Festival Types. They keep asking if I sell whipped cream chargers. #SSSMusicFest

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

Very much enjoyed SyFy's MegaShark vs. Various Entities marathon today.

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@SanditonBar @Kolachelady as physically and mentally advanced beings, they're probably playing the game as a sort of aesthetic exercise.

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@SanditonBar @Kolachelady I think she's right, especially since Alice knows how the game will play out, it's mostly about the style of it.

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@SanditonBar she's just a show off, I think.

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@SanditonBar @Kolachelady something about the hubris of chasing falling water comes to mind, I don't know if it's a song or a rap...

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@SanditonBar but seriously, why does she point her dainty leg up in the air before a pitch, what's the advantage there? is it for leverage?

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@SanditonBar That Alice pitches like a girl

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@SanditonBar This scene has ruined Muse for me. Forever. and also black holes. and maybe baseball, or has baseball already ruined itself?

[Horace Fredrikson @GasnFood]

@genderrick @LukeGendry y'all should come to @SanditonBar , we're riffing on a Twilight screening. Bedazzled undead teens everywhere!