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I once mistook a mailbox for a person. 4 times. in 10 minutes. Same mailbox. Same person. who let me be an adult. He/Him

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“At least you didn’t come with the word BONJOUR”

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@cityofhamilton your sidewalk cleaning in An aster is absolutely deplorable. Your city workers do a terrible half assed job cleaning the streets and do absolutely nothing for the accessibility of a dozen or more sidewalk entrances in my neighbourhood. It’s dangerous and lazy.

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When Raw has been lying about their products being made in Alcoy Spain and lied about the existence of their RawFoundation charity and loses a huge ass lawsuit and now has to legally change every single package.

Looks like I’m never buying from them ever again

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Which Taylor swift fan name is better?

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There isn’t a break I can finally catch is there?

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I would be completely ok paying double the regular price for a boxing pay per view of the Paul brothers vs the Tate brothers 2v2 beat down

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“Saran Palin”

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Finally saw a psychiatrist today and got some definitive diagnoses!
Major depressive disorder, binge eating disorder, and ADHD.
I can now start developing concrete plans to help alleviate a lot of the negative symptoms I’ve been experiencing with proper medication and therapy!

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Haven’t worked a 13 hour double-shift day in a long time. Shit fuckin sucks

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If a billionaire would like to sponsor me becoming a kind of Batman for beating up nazis in public (includes fitness regime, martial arts training, camera crew, tech filled suit, etc) I’m down

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@GirambQuamb That google AI ain’t the only one self aware now

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Because 12 disconnects in less than a single minute before I have to reset my router twice is how internet should work. I’d rather be reincarnated as Danger Ehren in the Jackass series than ever use B*ll as an ISP ever again

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@GirambQuamb @Tylersharpe12 That’s bullying. I’ve been bullied. You bulled me. The big 🅱️ull has been thrusted into me

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I’m on twitter, watching family guy, and playing Hearthstone all on my iPad at the same time. I love technology

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@GirambQuamb I physically reacted to that

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@ToxicRayna @rpg_gf @Eugoh_Gerg How’d you know this is one of my feti- I mean wow cool meme

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@qtacontessenu Sheiße

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