Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.
I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew
So because of some scheduling conflicts, and because we want to see what happens with transfer declarations and to see if our new GM makes any moves, we'll be back with our season recap in a couple weeks.
But don't worry, we will talk about the news eventually!
More about former Stanford star quarterback Andrew Luck returning to the Cardinal to become the football program's general manager, via @PeteThamel:
https://t.co/TuUUt1bDaz
@NerdBrutality @NerdNation07@FanstakeHQ This is exactly what @FanstakeHQ does.
@StanfordFball fans can contribute to NIL endorsement deals to keep & recruit talent.
I’ve placed stakes with every member of the OL who started a game with eligibility remaining.
Make it happen!
https://t.co/Ook6Wjzo3Z
I hate our goal line offense. I hate our two minute offense. I hate every third down call we make. I hate our run game. Other than that the offense is okay
Comical incomplete. A fitting end to an embarrassing, unacceptable season.
Probably going to finish 100+ in sagarin rankings (and other models). Opposite of progress.
SJSU knows how to throw a fade at the goal line...
The beauty of getting blown out by San Jose State means we can go do something else with our Friday off. Go find some good deals.