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Gator The Mad Reptilian

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I saw a meme that looked similar to this almost 3 years ago. I think about it often. This is my recreation

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dreaming last night a book was surrounded by a powerful aura high on a book shelf. I grabbed the book with a sense of nostalgia. I remembered it from childhood. I flipped through it, fondly remembering each page…This book does not exist, and I think I must create it myself.

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Can’t wait to ride my bike after work lol

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I quit smoking pot yesterday and I see you smoking that funky cock doo doo in the big 26’ I will start chanting malicious incantations

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Watching lofi RoneDotCom having a blast. These fucking liquor commercials are unbearable. Proper 12 Irish jig ass commercial and the tequila one. Insufferable . High T, non ed having poster begging for a blue chew commercial over this. New copy asap please.

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I often wish I had a second phone to take a picture of the shit that I’m doing on my phone when I’m supposed to be doing other shit not on my phone

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They want us to use AI sooo bad at work it’s actually pathetic

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Watching dancing with the stars with my sisters very low frequency programming

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Just realized I’ve never bought anything as expensive as my rent and I buy that shit every month

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I walk past two schools in the morning and the crossing guards are always telling me what to do. I got this one thanks

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Max and cheese is pretty bad and all the posts about it are pretty bad as well

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I’ve got that drank in my cup

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Just caught that last 45 mins of inglorious bastards and my dad seamlessly switched to the last 45 mins of some movie about Pearl Harbor. Masterful cable television watching

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Furiosa on the plane screen 🔉😈

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Then she answered my question with a question.

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My manager crammed at 2 o’clock meeting on our team today at 1:55 (stressful) and when I clicked into it it was about mental health. That did not make me feel mentally well

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Type shit I’ve been on

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Watching Season 25 Episode 10 of American Pickers. I can’t believe it took them so long to title and episode “tough as nails”!

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Since I got my bike stolen I’ve just been staring at Craigslist and FB market posts like this trying to see my bike.

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Tattoo artists love posting shit like “I have limited availability this week please call to book an appointment Mon-Sunday 8am-midnight all slots available”

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I’m donkey kicking the first guy I see wearing the not your dads dunks square in the chest