Dustin Gaede

Stupid things have good outcomes all the time.

[halle berry @halleberr1y]

If you ask Grok if the US has fertilizer subsidies, it says yes when the US has *never* had fertilizer subsidies.

Massie, as usual, is making a bad faith argument. Here's what actually happens if you kill corn ethanol mandates tomorrow 🧵🧵🧵 1/n

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This meme goes deep

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Wow…

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Still literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.

[Shane @ShanyeWest15]

I can watch this all day

[Raider Posts @RaiderPosts]

Top 10 worst fan bases:

10. There aren’t
9. Any fan bases
8. That deserve
7. To be
6. Labeled as “worst”
5. Because
4. They all
3. Have their own
2. Wonderful people
1. Chiefs fans

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

It took Mark Cuban 32 years to make his first million. You could do it today if you just hit a 9-leg dinger parlay. Work smart, not hard.

[Matthias Schwartzkopf @MatthiasISU]

Still our breakthrough athlete

[Risk Management @FarmsMarketing]

The #corn belt now requires at least 3-9 inches of rain throughout to relieve stress caused by #drought and areas in #Missouri require 12+ inches! We will not be seeing any relief throughout the northern corn belt in the upcoming week. @OntAg @FarmsNews @NOAA

[GrainStats 🌾 @GrainStats]

🔥US Drought Monitor 🔥

Grain Production Areas Experiencing Drought (+/- weekly change)

🌽Corn: 57% (+12%)🚨
☁️Cotton: 18% (-1%)
🌾Sorghum: 64% (-2%)
🌱Soybeans: 51% (+12%)🚨
🌾Spring Wheat: 4% (-1%)
🌾Winter Wheat: 50% (+3%)

[Tim Scott @votetimscott]

What a novel idea. Now do student loans…

[Matt Nelson @MNelson_ISU]

Here’s what the GDU forecast tells me about planting this week…

April 17th planting will emerge May 6-7 and takes on significant weather risk this week.

Planting April 24th will emerge May 8-9 and avoid all the weather this week.

IMO, I’d wait… #Plant23

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Median bank account balance in the US, per Charlie Bilello: $5,300.

FDIC insurance limit: $250,000.

[Josh Linville @JLinvilleFert]

The days of "just being a farmer" are over.

Most farming operations use more cash flow, take more risk, and put in more work than most companies around the world.

You are the CEO of your operation. Pays to have that mindset.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

FanDuel

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

We’d be Super Bowl contenders immediately and Chiefs wouldn’t make the playoffs

[𝙎𝙇𝙀 𝘼𝙂𝙍𝙊🇧🇷 @StaLuziaEsteio]

#safrinha corn planting has had a visitor, looks like a boa snake.
Even so, #Agro never stops.
#OAgroNãoPara
#Brazil🇧🇷

[Ted Seifried @TheTedSpread]

Really good stand tho

[Pickswise @Pickswise]

Times have changed mom and dad

[Barstool ISU @BarstoolISU]

Brock Purdy never lost to Tom Brady‼️

Remember that.