It was a Sunday afternoon.
I was on my way to meet Snoop Dog in New York, when I was held up by various Kpop Stans blocking my path.
I thought my day couldn’t get any worse, but then, a whole building started falling apart on us out of nowhere.
The mass starts to panic
I thought this was it, I would die here, together with my own horrible creation— but then. Suddenly spider-webs form from all places, seemingly holding the building together.
I was able to make my escape during all the chaos.
My "alien" dancing and singing can definitely bring back Kurama I—
YES OF COURSE I CAN MAKE YOU RELEVANT I‘M JUNGKOOK FROM BTS.
Also I don't touch children
Do you-
Do you think Kurama will be back with your irrelevant singing and dancing in your alien language-
(((DRAMATIC ANIME GASP))) NANI—?!?!? YOU CAN MAKE ME RELEVANT AGAIN&#(@(×?? PLE— WAIT NO FUCK YOU DONT TOUCH MY SON GTFO MY IC DOESN'T LET IT
Legend says you piss yourself before every battle. The rumours were so strong even I heard of them..
You better not disappoint, don't make me undemon your slayer
GASP—
NO, THIS CAN‘T BE HAPPENING.
Listen Naruto IT HAS TO BE YOU.
I will bring Kurama back
…
And I will cuck your son so you'll be the protagonist once again.
You can't underestimate my hidden abilities, I swear— I WILL make you relevant again 😤😤😤
JUNGKOOK!!!!
I— I WANT TO SAVE MULTIVERSE TOO, BUT I NO MORE HAVE THE PLOT ARMOR OF THE PROTAGONIST, I AM KURAMALESS, NERFED, AND DUDES TRYNA KILL ME...!!
I SAVED A SASUKE WITHIN 700 CHAPTERS, BUT NOW— NOW— ... !!!
HOW CAN SOMEONE WHO CAN'T SAVE HIMSELF SAVE THE MV DATTEBAYO?!
@BakaEver
Naruto you‘re my only hope to save the world. The whole multiverse is at stake.
I NEED YOU
I can’t do a rasengan, neither do I have the power of talk-no-jutsu BUT I can support you with random background music in a language you probably won’t understand