Regular Steve

Basically Bender from Futurama. He/Him/His. Arkansas Tech Alumnus ‘17. Wichita State Alumnus ‘19. TU Law Alumnus Class of ‘23.

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

I’m normally a 6, an 8 on a good day, and a 12 at any local Walmart.

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

@inthefade Scott Hutchinson!

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

Today is one of those days where I miss working in a restaurant 😂

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

I was supposed to go on a second date tonight, but she backed out this weekend. Being almost thirty and still dating sucks so hard. Im tired of asking people about themselves just to repeat the cycle 😂

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

Some days do you ever feel like you’re the fire alarm at an indoor water park?

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

@ItsMaddieMoYo Happy birthday!

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

@crucibleovlife Microwave 😂

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

My appraisal went through and holy crap I’m about to actually buy a house.

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

The older I get the more disheartened I get about dating in general. I don’t know how many first dates I have left in me 😂.

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

I put in an offer on a house today, and I feel so adult right now. It’s weird doing something you never thought you’d get to do in real time because of how your brain works. I’m proud of myself for getting this far.

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

@ambersymone3 I know we’ve never met each other personally, but those people that dipped aren’t worth it! Glad you’re still here!

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

@MBryanOK I also heard you hate Interpol

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

I got approved for a mortgage 👀👀. Time to start house hunting!

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

@Tai_Tea91 Was the laundromat worker me? 😂😂

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

The older I get the more I realize that at the end of the day the only person you can truly rely on is yourself.

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

Melancholy

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

@sandyravage11 I have Creed tickets 💀💀

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

@MBryanOK LCD Soundsystem
The White Stripes
Interpol
MGMT
Arcade Fire

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Homesick (with @samfendermusic) out on Friday 1.19 https://t.co/7vpS5tmhvS

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

@Tai_Tea91 I should fight you

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

@AlexBrice_92 Thank you!!

[Regular Steve @GattisSteven]

I graduate law school today…. 🥹🥹