Vercingetorix

Chieftain of the Arverni, King of Gaul. Instigator of uprisings, bane of Roman generals, admirer of good hair and good omens. Married to @GallicQueen_

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@FoundYourMadman A good ruler must always find creative ways of staying in shape. *winks*

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((Apologies for disappearing for weeks at a time, work takes up 80% of my time at the moment.))

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@FoundYourMadman I swear by Arvernus it is. How do you think Adela and I happened? She nearly broke my arm. Twice.

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@FoundYourMadman You know the best way to win someone's affections? Engage them in a friendly, Gaulish wrestling match. Applies to everyone.

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Happy Saturday, fellow historicals. What are you all doing this weekend? Me? I'm sunbathing on the roof. #again #wedontgetmanycleardayshere

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@FoundYourMadman I don't know about that, are you sure you haven't imagined those charms?

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@FoundYourMadman See, I hear that reputation and think hmm what are they hiding?? #SuspiciousItalians

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@FoundYourMadman I quite like you too and honestly, there aren't many smooth -faced fellows I get along with. *winks*

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@FoundYourMadman I would rather face ten thousand Romans alone, so yes, I know a few good, spacious, sass-proof caves.

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@FoundYourMadman And just leave them to it? Yes, I think that is the best idea. *has just realised the force of nature they may create*

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@FoundYourMadman Oh, I think I've heard that one before. Probably from the Bard of Snark. They might have a 'sass-off' what do we do then?

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@FoundYourMadman I'm sorry to hear she's had a time of it.. Adela can be a bit heavy-handed, but her heart is always in the right place.

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@FoundYourMadman They will have to meet at the next time-sewers-get-together-thing. *nods*

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@FoundYourMadman Ah, good point. My wife wouldn't hear of it if I asked her to stay out of danger, I daren't steal all the glory.

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@FoundYourMadman He doesn't travel with you?

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@FoundYourMadman Is he a patient man also? To get hair this long and luscious you have to wait a looooong time. I nearly gave up.

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@FoundYourMadman ((aye that kind of stuff was one of the reasons i started to lose interest, kept to a couple of accounts and that was it))

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@FoundYourMadman My kingly look? He sounds like a very wise man.

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@FoundYourMadman ((oh man that sucks :( things did get a bit out of control at points, too many people trying to ruin it for the rest))

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@FoundYourMadman *wincing face* We can't all have good taste I suppose. ((ezio my man you have a fair point about mario let's be honest))