Gaunty's Poodle

Best friend of the fat bloke on GB News. Emotional support animal for his full-time live-in carer.

Parody account for Jon Gaunt’s dog.

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

I'm always disappointed when GB News has people employed by Russian state 'news agencies' what next a hot take from the Taliban news service?

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Russia responsible for killing of Alexander Litvinenko, says European Court of Human Rights
https://t.co/T0lScQ998d

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

Gaunty's facelift has had mixed results.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Andrew Doyle answers his audiences' dilemmas, and one in particular about whether Joe Biden is fit to govern.

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Dear @Tesco can you please confirm wether you sell Salmon from Faroese Companies. Following the abhorrent slaughter of 1428 protected Atlantic white sided Dolphins ( that’s 3% of the local population) people will want to make an informed decision. Thank you

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

He's nicked Gaunty's gig and he doesn't even have a Sony.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

'I'm not sure Boris Johnson really knows what he wants.'

Andrew Neil says he is 'not that clear what the real purpose of [this government] is.'

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

@CTWarriorMonkey @SkyNews It's Jon Gaunt's balti.

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

Time for Jon Gaunt to step up.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Back on the YouTube exercise videos. Horrible. Each instructor is such a smug good-looking optimist, it deeply offends me. There is a gap in the market for videos by an angry unfit instructor complaining bitterly about each exercise.

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

@WatchRatio Numpty

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

#SimpleAsFat says beans will kill you. #GauntyWisdom

[Mike Graham 🇬🇧 @Iromg]

Last night oysters, caviar and champagne. Tonight this ⬇️

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

If you follow NHS guidelines this is what you'll eat in a day #simpleasfat #appleswillkillyou

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

@_OneBeer @jongaunt @Billy_Ulsterman He just says whatever he thinks will get him media gigs. Remember he was employed by Russian State media which tells you all you need to know.

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

@SwanBotherer #PhotoshopDiet is verrrrry low carb. #RedundantPissStain

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

@CTWarriorMonkey #RedundantPissStain not a fan of straight-talking.

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

🚨Drama at the dry cleaners! 🚨
Gaunty took his TV chinos into the dry cleaners this morning. The dry cleaner and her husband unfurl them. 'Sorry, we don't do curtains'
He's fuming!!! #keto #simpleasfat #lovinglife #chinotales #redundantpissstain

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

@SwanBotherer @Route66Justice Yeah, he shaved.

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

Mixed reaction to Jon Gaunt's new GB News outfit.

[Harry @Harry_Sorts_It]

Is mi birthday! I am wun today!

I good boi so we go to park

#dogs #dogsoftwitter #birthdayBoy

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

If Gaunty's diet worked he'd be Darren Grimes.

[Gaunty's Poodle @GauntysPoodle]

@CTWarriorMonkey The Tron reboot is looking solid.