Gaussian

Melee Yoshi 🥚

Ann Arbor area 〽️

PhD 📚

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he/him

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A short story in three parts

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Will I uninstall this god awful app?
https://t.co/TzW2iFaOQ4

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Got a COVID vaccine, I asked if the microchips were Intel or NVIDIA. The doctor did not find that funny

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people do not understand tax brackets

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yeah, yeah, horserace stuff, BUT a Stewart/Colbert 2028 pres/VP ticket would probably destroy whatever maga goon tries to run. stewart has genuine leftist impulses and is likeable, and colbert has x100 political capital in this moment

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Zohran Mamdani <3

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I for one think we should not bomb iran

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Can someone explain how HBox was taken to game 5 vs MOF after he lost to Nikki? That used to be an easy win matchup for puff. Are the Icies doing something fundementally new in the matchup, or is HBox just holding in too much?

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@peachupairfan @ccdownsmash I can fix her

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I too am top 3 in the world outside of my execution

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Most invested in the game and gameplay I've felt since pre covid. You can say what you want but to me personally it's immensely obvious that I'm at least top 3 players in the world outside of my execution. Feeling very motivated to actually practice and see where it goes :)

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@ZoGumby @ccdownsmash That is not on his sgg profile, my b. Literally had my head under a rock for like 2 years, only just looked up from his startgg page. TO must have manually entered everything and Cody didn't connect the results to his sgg

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@ccdownsmash I can't believe the region doesn't support him more despite everything he does for us, it is a shame 😔

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@ccdownsmash Got to log on to support my dog Cody 'Michigan*' Schwab
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*0 Michigan events attended since Big House 11 in 2023.

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@ccdownsmash Is $7 enough to buy the product I make in this hypothetical factory I work in?

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@ccdownsmash can you give me the tldr for a non strive player pls

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@Sparkmelee @Kadano Though I normally do not think considering Nintendo lawyers is best practice: is this legal? This seems to bridge into IP territory.

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as a bass player I used to be INSPIRED to learn songs from Rage Against the Machine, Muse or Streetlight Manifesto right after hearing them. These days its only funk-pop like Vulfpeck or Jpop artists like Yoasobi or Zutomayo. What happened to sick bass lines in popular music?!

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@Eon_TAS @PracticalTAS Could be a calibration correction if using a phob? They may have just skewed their calibration in a way that does this

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I apologize for all Canada antagonism that I propagated. I was just jealous.

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Had the thought a few days ago that I should short NVIDIA before the 50-series launch to make a few bucks. Out of laziness, I didn't. Worst mistake ever lmao