Austin Allen

Theatrical Designer & Stagehand

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

@StevenJHarmon1 Unless you really need to do portable work, I suggest one of the corded ones. More power and they don’t eat thru batteries. I have the 4000 and love it.

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

Disney CEOs in order of time served:
Ron Miller - 1 year
Donn Tatum - 5 years
Card Walker - 7 years
Bob Iger - 15+ years
Michael Eisner - 21 years
Roy O. Disney - 42 years
Bob Chapek - Fucking Eternity
#chapek #disney

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

Facebook: so and so added a story with music you can listen to.

Me: meh. Call me when I can taste it.

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

trains

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

Every time I see someone post a bunch of pics with a caption like “August Dump,” I think they are talking about all the shits they took this month.

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

People who watch things on their phone without headphones, at any volume level in public places, deserve a slow and painful death.

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

"Aristotle, offensive line, Iowa"

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

Been abroad for half a month. Still haven’t seen an IHOP. Goddamn liars.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If a politician is asking you for votes or money, you can ask them for a plan.

Pressure makes us better.

[Louie Mantia, Jr. @Mantia]

Can’t fix a fundamentally flawed system by working within it. It’s so disappointing to see people think they can.

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

The power of any institution is derived either by faith or by force. With no force, SCOTUS rulings could be rendered meaningless. A strong leader would now create a whole-of-government solution to disband the current court and forcibly undo their decisions.

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

I will never forgive the cowardly Democratic leadership that has seen this coming for years and did nothing. They could have killed the filibuster and passed legislation or packed the court. But no: better to be polite and bipartisan. Fuck that shit.

[Rep. Dean Phillips 🇺🇸 @RepDeanPhillips]

I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

There is no such thing as being “pro-life” while supporting laws that let children be shot in their schools, elders in grocery stores, worshippers in their houses of faith, survivors by abusers, or anyone in a crowded place.

It is an idolatry of violence. And it must end.

[manny @mannyfidel]

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

My dad, @pgasound and I just simultaneously bought Star Wars Celebration tickets for the pair of us. Luckily we bought them for different days! Now twice as much Star Wars!! The Force is strong in our family.

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

Daddy. Longlegs. Wow.

[Austin Allen @Gaustinallen]

#Pence #DanQuayle