Gavin Banning

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

If you want to hang out with comedians your a bitch

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

I'm the only gringo they let into the Coco dead people world

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

I'm gonna use the Streisand effect to make my nudes go viral! I mean, no I'm not.

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

You should have to post your bank balance before you're allowed to write an opinion piece in a newspaper

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

Between our grocery prices and our cell packages, it's no wonder why banana phone never took off here

[Martin Lukacs @Martin_Lukacs]

We’re exposing the full scope of a Toronto Police operation targetting pro-Palestine activism.

Night raids, surveillance, cultivating informants, crashing university lectures, and trumped-up “hate crime” charges—all to "incapacitate" a growing movement.

https://t.co/hkFhGoeP5c

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

Me whispering to myself watching everyone's reels: Please, please stop

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

If you are banging a cops wife we need you to put in overtime

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

Achmed the DEAD terrorist? Why did we kill him if he's so dang funny?

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

If Zionists are native to the Middle East how come they all look like they get romantic with a cabbage at night

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

The CIA got the idea for mind control from playing Nintendogs

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

Guys we need to make going on Kill Tony an olympic event!!!

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

I don't wanna hear about how 2000's culture is back until I hear white dudes saying "score!" again

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

Me to female comics that bring their boyfriend into the green room: Yo leave your bitch at home

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

This is what it sounds like when I fart

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

Vancouver open mics are part of MK-Ultra

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

You have to have a lot of balls to have an intermission at your show and no orange slices for the comics

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

Beer making you hungover is a top 10 anime betrayal

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

I put my SSRIs under my tongue and told everyone at work I make dubstep

[Gavin Banning @GavinBanning]

You guys ever eavesdrop on a date so much they start speaking in another language