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Stay grindin' stay shinin' | Timshel (Thou mayest) | he/him | #UGA

[perrito barista @Carlitospindola]

El Papa cuando le preguntan su postura sobre la migración: “Yo cambiaría la pregunta: qué hace el norte global para ayudar al sur global en su situación que les obliga a migrar”

[Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️ @bennpeifert]

Me when I'm playing Civ 6 and Ghandi refuses my mutual trade pact request

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Right to bear arms but if you do then 6 retarded high school dropouts will shoot you dead

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

Harvesting crème brûlée. My acrylic painting.

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

The European mind is starting to comprehend.

[nadia🕷️ @zirachi04]

gf requirements
-hates ai
-hates capitalism
-likes me (optional)

[Oil PAC Tracker @TrackOilPACs]

they made the meme 😭

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Hell has frozen over. Tucker Carlson is calling out the fascist authoritarian Trump regime for insidiously using the assassination of Charlie Kirk as an excuse to abolish the First Amendment, round up Americans, and carry out the Nazification of America.

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The fact that he turned the rose garden into fucking cement is such a perfect metaphor for everything these people do

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

this genuinely altered my view on pizza and i've been chasing an unrealistic expectation ever since.

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

onion writers are sweating trying to come up with something dumber than this

[Kate Willett @katewillett]

Libertarians like, “people can simply pay for private food testing for each meal if they value that service,”